by Bryan

Gender: Male
Age: 19
Race/ethnicity: Caucasian
Current location: Michigan
Highest education received: Some college (currently in college)
Occupation: Student, duh.
Relationship status: Single w/side girls
Religious affiliation: None.
How religious are you? Not at all
Sexual orientation: Heterosexual
How many sexual partners have you had in your life (including oral sex)? 25-30
How many hookup stories have you here posted before? 1

The Puddle

How long ago did this hookup happen? A few weeks ago

How would you best classify this hookup (e.g., one-night stand, fuck-buddies, friends-with-benefits, booty call, sex with an ex, short fling; paid sex…)? Fuck-buddies
Tell us about your PARTNER(S). What did they look like? How well did you know them, had you hooked up before? How/Where did you meet them? How did you feel about them before the hookup? Renee: a dark-haired, frail girl, who dressed up as Sally from the nightmare before Christmas at Halloween when I first met her, because people said she looks like that character. Usually wears jeans, t-shirts, not much makeup. She’s 22. So she can buy booze.

Rando girl: No real idea. You’ll see in the story.

How/where did the hookup BEGIN? What led to it? Was planning involved? Who instigated it? I should start at like 5:00 in the morning: I had gone to my buddy’s house party, drank too much Jaegermeister, and blacked out. When I woke up, I was lying on the linoleum floor with my face smothered against a female’s inner thigh.  I had the worst hangover ever and was incredibly dehydrated. I turned my head and stared straight ahead in to this unshaven pussy that looked like it had seen some sort of action. There was that plasticy smell of vagina and saliva. I didn’t remember a thing. I un-wrenched myself from rando girl’s legs, took at look at her face–she was not that bad looking–and pulled a shirt out from under her head. She stirred, but didn’t wake up. I touched my lips, felt around in my mouth and extracted a long spindly pubic hair. I needed to distract myself from how awful I felt so I tickled her cheek with it. It made me chuckle. She stirred, but still did not wake up. I dropped her pube on the floor, put on my pants and headed out. I took a drink of water from the sink on the way. It was still dark out. Never knew her name, didn’t remember a thing.

Later that night, I went to hang out with the main girl I’m seeing at this time, Renee. There was a party at her friend’s trailer home (yup, this is that kind of area). I had recovered from my hangover sufficiently during the day to drink some more in my room before being picked up by Renee’s friend’s boyfriend, Dirk. He drove me to the party. When I arrived, Renee was drunk and distressed; there was apparently another guy who had been hitting on her, but he had left. We drank some more, watched some of a Rob Reiner movie and as soon as everybody had cleared out, pulled out the pullout (ha) couch bed in the living room.

What happened DURING the hookup? What sexual behaviors took place (e.g., oral, vaginal, anal, kinky stuff)? How did you feel during it? How did they behave toward you? Were they a good lover? What did you talk about? How did it end? First we made out for a while. I hoped I didn’t taste like clit. Renee didn’t say anything. Then I fucked her doggystyle. I only realized while I was going back and forth, gripping her shoulders and moving her back and forth on my junk how shit-faced I was, again. I didn’t want to get my stomach pumped again like I had a few months ago, so I haven’t really drank since this night. Renee was wasted too, which made her louder. She at one point moved one of my hands down to her ass. She wanted me to just jiggle her ass, I presumed. So I held on to her ass with both hands and slammed her back and forth. I was probably rougher than I usually am. It didn’t matter because Renee was in to it. She sort of collapsed her upper body on the pillow so her head lay flat, and she moaned off to the side for a little while. At some point, I swear I heard her friend Katie, whose house this was–run out of her room, go pee, and run back in to her room–I don’t think it was an alcoholic hallucination. Katie hates me by the way, thinks I’m the opposite of feminism. So she probably couldn’t stand to see her best friend getting the shit fucked out of her by me. Oh well, can’t please everybody.
Anyway, shit got real when Renee started biting the pillow. Her vocals became muffled. I was half-nauseous this whole time, which I think gave me a lot of stamina, along with all the alcohol I’d consumed of course. Then I felt this wetness unloading on to balls. I had not realized Renee was a squirter up until this point. I had begun the day waking up on some chick’s inner thigh with her pubes in my mouth and ended it by getting my ballsack squirted on. I can’t believe how inappropriate for children my life has become.

Did you have an orgasm? Did your partner(s)? As soon as Renee started peeing from joy, I started fingering the top of her pussy because I’ve read on various sites that this will maximize her pleasure. And as soon as I started doing this, I started cumming. It was a long, intense fucking orgasm. So intense that I pulled out to soon, probably came on Renee’s tits and/or face and otherwise got cum all over the area below us, which was also getting squirted on by Renee. So yes, we both came.

What precautions did you take to prevent STIs and pregnancy? Did you discuss STI history? Honestly? I was raw-dogging it. Renee is on the pill. I probably shouldn’t get laid as often as I do without wearing condoms. But we had had a talk much earlier in our “relationship” about STIs. We’re both clean.

What were your REASONS for having this hookup? Because I’m a horny late-teenage college student who wants to get laid? That was the diagnosis one therapist gave me once when I sort of started talking about all my girls. Not like there’s that many. Recently it’s gotten out of hand though.

Were alcohol or drugs involved? If so, how much? We were both drunk. And again, I’m cutting back on the drink. Haven’t had a drink in over a week.

What happened AFTER the hookup? How did you feel about it? What are your expectations/hopes for the future with this person? How do you feel about them now? So afterwards there was this puddle of sex fluids on the mattress. Half from me, half from her. We lay side by side, catching our breath, and then Renee was like, “we need to clean up.” I just ran to the bathroom and vomited. My nauseau had come back in a wave. After vomiting, I looked at my glistening cock, which already felt sore, and thought about getting Renee to wipe it off. But no, that’s too low even for me. I went back to the bed, which she had cleaned off. She was obviously pissed at me for not helping. I was extremely tired and fell asleep as soon as my head hit the pillow.

To whom did you talk about the hookup? How did they react? Mentioned it to a couple buddies. I think they consider me the guy who gets bitches in our group, so bragging about it is just pointless. But I do tell my friends about how I do things as a way of giving them tips and hopefully more confidence around girls.

Was this a consensual and/or wanted experience for you? For your partner? Hell yes. The only problem was rando girl from the morning. I really hope I didn’t have actual intercourse with her.

Do you regret this hookup? If so, why? I don’t regret being with Renee, even though I think she’s still mad at me for some reason, as we haven’t talked in like a week. I might have to try and find some other girl. I do regret rando girl somewhat, even though I bet it was fun. Basically, sophomore year is overall more of a shit show than freshman year for me, which I didn’t think was possible, and I regret some but not all of it.

What was the BEST thing about this hookup? How about the WORST? Has this hookup changed the way you think about casual sex, sexuality, or yourself in general? The BEST thing? A trembling, pillow-biting female peeing on my junk. Hands down.

All things considered, how POSITIVE was this experience? Fairly positive

All things considered, how NEGATIVE was this experience? A little negative

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