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What’s your gender? Man
How old are you? 22
What’s your race/ethnicity? White / Caucasian
What continent do you live on? North America
What country and/or city do you live in? USA, NYC
Highest education received: Some college (currently in college)
What’s your occupation? Student
What’s your current relationship status? Single
Religious affiliation: Jewish
How religious are you? A little
What’s your sexual orientation? Heterosexual
How many sexual partners have you had in your life (including oral sex)? 50ish
How many hookup stories have you here posted before? 0

Two Cocks for a Cockney

How long ago did this hookup happen? A month ago

What was your relationship status at the time? Same as current status

How would you best classify this hookup? Group sex

Tell us about your PARTNER(S). What did they look like? How well did you know them, had you hooked up before? How/Where did you meet them? How did you feel about them before the hookup? Over winter break I was visiting some old roommates of mine who now live in Southwest London. We had gone out to watch a football game (American) and 11 PM on a Sunday found me and my buddy (male) waiting at a Bus stop in East London to take us home.
The streets were pretty empty and we were both reasonably drunk, when this girl approached us at the bus stop. She said her phone had died and could she use ours to Google Map directions to her friend’s place. She was short and skinny, not that cute, with the thickest East London cockney accent I’ve ever heard in my life. It was late so we offered to walk her to her friend’s place. On the way over she suggested that instead of dropping her at her friend’s place, the three of us could go back to her place and have a party.

How/where did the hookup BEGIN? What led to it? Was planning involved? Who instigated it? I was in the backseat of the Uber on the way to hers, my buddy was in the front seat. She reached down my pants in the backseat and started playing with my cock, all the while talking in her unbelievably thick accent. She kept saying “Oim a geto girl, you guys proobably ent nevah been wif a geto girl”. I said yeah I probably haven’t ever been with a ghetto girl (vaguely true).
We got back to her place, a true rathole of an apartment. Empty liquor bottles and ashtrays everywhere, old food bowls in the kitchen, dirty clothes on every surface. I spied a bottle of vodka and took a swig before heading into her bathroom. While taking a piss a cockroach nearly ran over my foot.
When I get back to the living room, she’s making out with my buddy and her pants are around her ankles.

What happened DURING the hookup? What sexual behaviors took place (e.g., oral, vaginal, anal, kinky stuff)? How did you feel during it? How did they behave toward you? Were they a good lover? What did you talk about? How did it end? I push up behind her while she’s making out with my buddy from the front. We take turns fingering and touching her until she gets totally naked and heads into her bedroom. She jumps on the bed facedown on her knees, and starts grabbing her ass and spreading her ass/pussy wide open. My buddy looks at me and asks if I have a condom, I shake my head.
Realizing that there’s no way I’m sticking it in this “geto girl” without an industrial strength wrap, I slide around to her head and she starts blowing me. At this point my buddy is behind her, while she kneels over my cock, facedown. My buddy and I start hand signaling to each other, him asking me if he should stick it in raw, pretending to weigh options with his hands, meanwhile I’m shaking my head fiercely, no way man.
Ignoring my advice he sticks it in and we Eiffel Tower her for a few minutes. I bust in her mouth, and leave the two of them to finish each other off while I gaze at the pit of filth that is her apartment and marvel at the randomness of it all.

How sexually satisfying was this hookup? Somewhat

Did you have an orgasm? Yes, one

Did your partner have an orgasm? Yes, one

What happened AFTER the hookup? How did you feel about it the next day? What are/were your expectations/hopes for the future with this person? How do you feel about them now? Being absolute gentlemen, after the hookup we walked the geto girl to her mother’s flat around the corner and dropped her off. Then went back to the bus stop amid a flurry of hi-fives. She asked our names when we were walking out, and I said “Honey, at this point we sure as hell aren’t doing names.”
Next day felt like I mighta caught the clap just from being naked in that scummy apartment for more than 10 minutes. Waking up the next day my buddy and I just couldn’t help but wonder how her morning was, how she felt about having a threesome with two strangers she met at a bus stop.

What were your motives for this hookup? Learning new things, experimenting

How intoxicated were you? Drunk/high but not wasted

What substances did you consume? Alcohol

How intoxicated was your partner? A little tipsy/high

What substances did your partner(s) consume? Alcohol

How wanted was this hookup for you at the time? Somewhat

Did you consent to this hookup at the time? I gave enthusiastic consent

How wanted was this hookup for your partner at the time? Very

Did your partner(s) consent to this hookup? They gave enthusiastic consent

To whom did you talk about the hookup? How did they react? I shared it with an editor of this blog who pleaded with me to write it up. Here ya go.

How would you best summarize people’s reactions about this hookup? Mixed (Some positive, some negative)

Did you get emotionally hurt as a result of this hookup? Not at all

Did your partner get emotionally hurt as a result of this hookup? I don’t know / I’m not sure

Do you regret this hookup? A little bit

Why do you regret this hookup? STD test in T-minus 1 hour will report back then regarding regret.

What was the BEST thing about this hookup? Listening to her cockney accent mid coitus say things like “oh yeah you gonna pound that fockin fanny?”

What was the WORST thing about this hookup? The apartment, which had the correlated realization that this girl was at least a 10 on a scale of 1 to ratchet

Has this hookup changed the way you think about casual sex, sexuality, or yourself in general? Not particularly

All things considered, how POSITIVE was this experience? Very positive

All things considered, how NEGATIVE was this experience? Not at all negative

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