What’s your gender? Man
How old are you? 29
What’s your race/ethnicity? White / Caucasian
What continent do you live on? North America
What country and/or city do you live in? United States
Highest education received: College degree (eg., BA, BS)
What’s your occupation? Construction
What’s your current relationship status? Engaged/Married (open)
Religious affiliation: Christian
How religious are you? A little
What’s your sexual orientation? Mostly gay/lesbian
How many sexual partners have you had in your life (including oral sex)? 80
How many hookup stories have you here posted before? 1

Cop Slop

How long ago did this hookup happen? 3 years

What was your relationship status at the time? Dating casually

How would you best classify this hookup? Group sex

Tell us about your PARTNER(S). What did they look like? How well did you know them, had you hooked up before? How/Where did you meet them? How did you feel about them before the hookup? A regular fuck buddy of mine that I found on Grindr was a hot cop about 10 years older than me that lived with his wife and 2 teenage kids about 20 minutes away from me in the country on a secluded road. He’s 6′ 2″ about 230 pounds, blond, a little bit of body hair everywhere, the kind of guy that was a jock and gained a few extra pounds, not fat but a great dad bod, great ass, and a thick average length cock, and an ass that’s made for taking cock. The other guy was a cop buddy of his, about the same age as me, 5′ 11″, a little overweight but still hot, dark hair, full beard, really hairy everywhere, with an average-sized cock with a big mushroom head, and some big balls.

How/where did the hookup BEGIN? What led to it? Was planning involved? Who instigated it? The hairy dark-haired cop pulled me over for speeding about half a mile away from the blond cop’s house on my way to hook up with the blond cop. He asked me where I was going and I said that I was heading over to buddy’s place. The hairy cop asked me a few more questions about me, where I was headed, and the buddy, I could kinda tell he was probing but couldn’t figure out why. At last, he asked me if I was headed to bond cop’s house, and I said I was. He then got real friendly and told me he was supposed to heading over there in half an hour or so, and he told me he had seen me on Grindr. I didn’t know who he was as he had one of those blank profiles that didn’t say much about himself. We talked a bit more and he said that he loves sloppy seconds and him and the blond cop had been fuck buddies for years and he sometimes patrols around the blond cop’s house while the blond cop is getting fucked and heads over after the other guy left. He messaged the blond cop and we headed over to his house to make the day even more interesting.

What happened DURING the hookup? What sexual behaviors took place (e.g., oral, vaginal, anal, kinky stuff)? How did you feel during it? How did they behave toward you? Were they a good lover? What did you talk about? How did it end? There wasn’t much talk or preamble before we got down to the fun, we all knew what we wanted. We stripped and started making out. Had my first 3 person kiss. We all took a few minutes to suck each other’s cocks before I rimmed the blond’s ass and got him ready. The hairy cop took the first stab in the blond cock’s ass while he sucked my cock. Then we switched around and I fucked the blond for about 15 minutes til I blew deep in his ass. The hairy one immediately dove his cock into the blond’s ass and my cum and fucked him for all he was worthwhile the blond and 69’d. The blond blew his load and I swallowed every drop while hairy cop blew in the blond’s ass as it was spasming. By this time I was hard again, flipped the cop onto his knees, got in position, and sunk my cock into his sloppy ass. The hairy cop got underneath us and liked both our balls and the cummy mess that was dripping out of the blond’s ass as I fucked him. I blew another load in his ass and the hairy cop cleaned my cock and felched the blond’s ass. We all made out for a minute and went our separate ways for the day. Oh, and I didn’t get a ticket for speeding.

How sexually satisfying was this hookup? Very

Did you have an orgasm? Yes, more than one

Did your partner have an orgasm? Yes, multiple

What happened AFTER the hookup? How did you feel about it the next day? What are/were your expectations/hopes for the future with this person? How do you feel about them now? Since then, I have hooked up with both of the cops separately, but only once more for a threesome.

What precautions did you take to prevent STIs and pregnancy? (Check all that apply) Truvada for PReP

What were your motives for this hookup? Fun, pleasure, horniness, Attraction to partner(s), Making new friends

How intoxicated were you? Not at all (no alcohol or drugs)

How intoxicated was your partner? Not at all (no alcohol or drugs)

How wanted was this hookup for you at the time? Very

Did you consent to this hookup at the time? I gave enthusiastic consent

How wanted was this hookup for your partner at the time? Very

Did your partner(s) consent to this hookup? They gave enthusiastic consent

To whom did you talk about the hookup? How did they react? A few of my friends and later my husband.

How would you best summarize people’s reactions about this hookup? Relatively positive

Did you get emotionally hurt as a result of this hookup? Not at all

Did your partner get emotionally hurt as a result of this hookup? Not at all

Do you regret this hookup? Not at all

What was the BEST thing about this hookup? I got to fuck around with 2 hot cops and didn’t get a speeding ticket.

Has this hookup changed the way you think about casual sex, sexuality, or yourself in general? Only makes me like sex more.

All things considered, how POSITIVE was this experience? Very positive

All things considered, how NEGATIVE was this experience? Not at all negative

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