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What’s your gender? Woman
How old are you? 32
What’s your race/ethnicity? White / Caucasian
What continent do you live on? North America
What country and/or city do you live in? The cuts
Highest education received: Some college (not currently in college)
What’s your occupation? Repair
What’s your current relationship status? Single
How religious are you? Not at all
What’s your sexual orientation? Heterosexual
Any other term(s) that describe your sexuality or sexual identity? Too prude
How many sexual partners have you had in your life (including oral sex)? 14ish
How many hookup stories have you here posted before? 0

Dicking Down My Neighbor

How long ago did this hookup happen? 9 months ago

What was your relationship status at the time? Same as current status

How would you best classify this hookup? Short fling

How long did you know the person before this hookup? For less than 6 months

Tell us about your PARTNER(S). What did they look like? How well did you know them, had you hooked up before? How/Where did you meet them? How did you feel about them before the hookup? He is my 48-year-old neighbor and is a 6’1, blonde, handyman, sexy ‘dad’ type who wears Carhartt overalls when he’s frequently working around his property. I had to move 40 minutes away from my exciting beach town to the agricultural countryside. He and I only had two very brief encounters over the first year. I thought he was a good looking guy but presumed he had a whole busy family over there. It turns out he’s divorced, has kids on the weekends, gets sparkly pedicures, casually wears women’s underwear “because lace is breathable unlike men’s underwear”, and is fervidly into frequent sex with various partners, and I think he gets kinky. I am not sure if he does dudes too, but I don’t sense anything gay about him. I didn’t find out these details until a couple weeks before we dicked down.

After 13 months, we started communicating more. One day, he had neighbor relay me about a head gasket needed to be done on his tractor, so I went to meet with him to check it. He had some tools I got to dig through that he was giving away, and I was stoked about that. I still haven’t fixed the head gasket, but he’s since backburned that big plan. I then got a funny cool repairman friend vibe off him, so when we shook hands goodbye, I was feeling quirky and jokingly did that creepy finger-to-palm tickle handshake to him. As I’m doing that, I’m thinking ‘oh shit, I’m being creepy, he might think I’m seriously palm tickling him as a “let’s fuck” message! I gotta reverse that quick!’ So I tickled two more quick scratches as a way (in my strange brain) to “rewind and delete” the ‘pervy’ gesture but that solution only made the tickling more pronounced. I didn’t explain myself but quickly walked away grumbling to myself. I think I brought him some orange juice that I squeezed a few days later. We mingled a bit at the other neighbor’s kid party, and I confessed my inner episode about the palm tickle. He laughed, and I think that’s when I really started thinking ‘whoa he’s kind of a sexy man’. I still didn’t imagine actually scoring with him. I thought he’d be good for my Aunt or something, but I did start going over to pick his mulberry trees’ lemons, to say hi, and to feast my eyes often.

How/where did the hookup BEGIN? What led to it? Was planning involved? Who instigated it? Long story short, it was 5:30ish pm on a summer’s eve. I took a break from mechanic shit and walked over to pluck his mulberry tree. From up the tree, I help wave off his departing friends and the feeling of us two remaining there outside at the end of the day was super pleasant. He invited me for a glass of wine; I blew off whatever I was up to at my house and accepted. I don’t usually drink or party these days, not on purpose, but just because work, chores, and plucking fruit seemed to take up all my time. So, I got really loaded pretty quick. I am not sure if he already had his sights set by then, but I definitely had no idea we were going to fuck. We had fun chit-chatting, and I was pretty hyper, jumping around getting riled up from our chemistry. He’s pretty hot and is an actual man who does man stuff like fixes all the shit in his house and builds decks and drives a tractor but is also very open to discuss ANY subject. He doesn’t put up a facade or something, and he’s a huggable sensitive manly-man with lots of opinions and is not judgemental. I digress. Now to the fucking. We got some food at a grill down the street, and we returned to his pad and I somehow ended up on his lap, still in the monkey suit that I work in. We were joking fun with our faces getting closer and closer until I initiated the first smooch. Game on…

What happened DURING the hookup? What sexual behaviors took place (e.g., oral, vaginal, anal, kinky stuff)? How did you feel during it? How did they behave toward you? Were they a good lover? What did you talk about? How did it end? We were necking and he unsnapped my monkey suit, to my crop tube top and leggings. We were both naked soon after that. Most details are a blur, but we were like spider monkeys running around butt-naked playing grab ass, giving head, getting head, 69-ing (I think, pretty sure), strutting, laughing, panting, moaning, mounting, instructing, but not penetrating yet. I loved his cock, so I was wanting to get dicked down real bad. To his bed, we froLICKED. Apparently, he really loves eating pussy, and it felt bomb, but I’ve never yet cum from head and wanted to get railed. I squirted on his face 2 or 3 times, and he was ecstatic about that. I hadn’t been laid in a year, so I was horny as fuck. We banged until my girl dried up, so out came the lube and we banged until she was sore. I was still horny and wanted to be buttfucked, so a buttfucking is what I got. His dong was nice and average sized with big balls and no icky smells. I saw he had a smear of turd on his dick, and I went into the shower totally mortified. I think he got in too, but I don’t remember if we banged in shower. There was light butthole fingering from both of us throughout the sex, and I keep track of whatever tainted finger is amongst us until it gets washed. Poo-poo fingers smearing on stuff is just the grossest thought. So yea we got buck wild and were totally spent and started sobering up by 10 pm. I spent the night with him.

How sexually satisfying was this hookup? Very

Did you have an orgasm? No, but I was close

Did your partner have an orgasm? I don’t know

What happened AFTER the hookup? How did you feel about it the next day? What are/were your expectations/hopes for the future with this person? How do you feel about them now? I think we banged in the morning, or maybe not, but I returned that evening and we had another fuckfest, only way milder and no butt sex. He kept talking about how I squirted on his face. He likes to be on top at a right angle, sort of holding me down, pressing my pelvis down, putting my legs on his shoulders, and jackhammering away. He’s getting to that age when the dick can go limp really easily. I try not to take it personally, but I do think that the reality is if the guy is not exceptionally captivated by our sex in time, well then the boner might bail. A couple of the times after the wild and crazy first fuck fest, he was on the verge of limping out, and I secretly took it personally. I wonder if I’m loose. Then, I trip out at how when I’m whacking off that my girl will start out all tight fit but then loosen up to where I can hear the juicing. I get grossed out but get through it for the grand finale when I cum so hard that I sometimes squirt. And then, she is back to being tighter than a frogs ass, from the contractions I guess, and then I’ll be on a roll and whack out 2-5 more bomber cums. So, I wonder if she acts similar to other pussies of the world. He says he doesn’t usually jizz when he cums because of his vasectomy. When he cums, it’s almost like he could be pulling my leg, but maybe it’s real. He did jizz in my mouth a week or so later. We banged probably 5 more times over the next month. I realized I’m not his only current desire and got super turned off and kind of bummed over the polyamorous part about him. We are still genuinely friendly neighbors but haven’t hooked up for 8ish months and probably won’t in the future.

What precautions did you take to prevent STIs and pregnancy? (Check all that apply) IUD (Intrauterine device), Sterilization, Discussed STI testing history

What were your motives for this hookup? Fun, pleasure, horniness, Attraction to partner(s), Thought it was an important experience to have, Intoxication

How intoxicated were you? Drunk/high but not wasted

What substances did you consume? Alcohol

How intoxicated was your partner? Drunk/high but not wasted

What substances did your partner(s) consume? Alcohol, Marijuana, hashish

How wanted was this hookup for you at the time? I don’t know / I’m not sure

Did you consent to this hookup at the time? I gave enthusiastic consent

How wanted was this hookup for your partner at the time? Very

Did your partner(s) consent to this hookup? They gave enthusiastic consent

To whom did you talk about the hookup? How did they react? I told lots of friends every detail about doing my first “old,” and they all laughed. My male roommate caught a hint and asked about it and then flipped out. He then confessed his love, but I had such a ghastly reaction that he ended up moving out. I am still convinced I’m in love with the dude, and he still patronizes me about it and calls me pitiful for being a “bitch hoe to a brainwashing warlock.” It really gets me sad because we were friends and I liked him here, but his colorful imagination can go suck an egg.

How would you best summarize people’s reactions about this hookup? Mixed (Some positive, some negative)

Did you get emotionally hurt as a result of this hookup? A little bit

Did your partner get emotionally hurt as a result of this hookup? Not at all

Do you regret this hookup? Not at all

What was the BEST thing about this hookup? Squirting in his face and scoring some penis. I love it when I can tell that a guy thinks I’m sexy; it makes me want him way more.

What was the WORST thing about this hookup? Oh boy, well right away, I noticed her smell go from tangy to salty. I have always had a pussy of steel. I can stash stuff in her for a whole flight, get fingered, and use soap no problem. I never needed a douche, never had a yeast infection, my boyfriend even use to jizz in me every morning before he worked out for two years straight, with no foul smells down there. She has always been tangy similar to sweet arts on the inside, so after a week or two, I was sure it was not just my imagination. I was having to prioritize taking a shower for the sole purpose of soaping up my vag, which would still have a salty steak smell immediately after.
I had to wait a month to get checked and find out I GOT VAGINOSIS FROM THAT FUCK FEST. Yup, BV, how charming. I took the week of antibiotics, and by the first day, the tang was returned, but not fully. After the antibiotics were used up, she was not exactly back to normal but some days were worse than others. Eating yogurt veers her to the tangier side, but this daily paranoid pussy monitoring sucks. I thought she’d never change on the inside, now I can’t even trust my own pussy to act right. It is super depressing that I almost want to cry…or die…or become a hairy bush nun. I’ve put my pussy through some serious shit.

Has this hookup changed the way you think about casual sex, sexuality, or yourself in general? I don’t like casual sex. I like only being with each other for the duration of the romantic fling. I hook up with guys I am attracted to mentally and physically, so I too want to be their object of affection while we are sleeping together. I don’t get giddy knowing that its not strictly dickly mine, and I want to be riding only one cock for the duration of our stint.

All things considered, how POSITIVE was this experience? Somewhat positive

All things considered, how NEGATIVE was this experience? A little negative

Anything else you want to add about this hookup? I miss my pooty tang.

What do you think about the Casual Sex Project? Love this site TO DEATH. I’d like it if there was a “crummy sex” category. Those are the funniest ones.

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