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What’s your gender? Man
How old are you? 32
What’s your race/ethnicity? White / Caucasian
What continent do you live on? North America
What country and/or city do you live in? South Florida, USA
Highest education received: College degree (eg., BA, BS)
What’s your occupation? IT
What’s your current relationship status? Engaged/Married (monogamous)
Religious affiliation: Atheist
How religious are you? Not at all
What’s your sexual orientation? Heterosexual
How many sexual partners have you had in your life (including oral sex)? 50, 55-60 if counting oral
How many hookup stories have you here posted before? Probably around a dozen.

Entering Exit Stage

How long ago did this hookup happen? When I was 20 (12 years ago)

What was your relationship status at the time? Single

How would you best classify this hookup? One-night stand

How long did you know the person before this hookup? Just met that day

Tell us about your PARTNER(S). What did they look like? How well did you know them, had you hooked up before? How/Where did you meet them? How did you feel about them before the hookup? There was a guy who I was pretty good friends with up at University that I met my freshman year in the dorms. During our sophomore year, we were going to be stuck in the dorms again, so we decided we may as well be neighbors so that we’d know somebody on our floor. My neighbor, “John,” was a theater major. He was the guy that did the stage lighting, but because he was in the school of theater, he knew a bunch of stage actresses.

On one particular night, John asks me if I have any plans. I didn’t. He was excited to tell me that he had two actresses willing to come over to hang out with him, get drunk, and see what happens (his words, probably not theirs). He had already told them that he had an attractive guy living next door (me) whom he would introduce them to. He told me that I could choose whichever one I wanted to be paired with and he’d be happy to take the other one.

When the girls came over, I knew immediately which one I wanted. Neither of the girls were ugly, but they were both what I’d call barely above average. Probably both 6 out of 10. The difference was that one of the girls was just really loud and brash. I wasn’t interested in somebody so full of themselves and- since they were both pretty equivalent looking- I took the quieter one.

Normally this is where I’d spend a long amount of time describing the girl’s appearance. This one will be much quicker. She was around 5’5″, 125lbs, had short brown hair, brown eyes, small 32 A breasts, and a boring ass. She was all around basic and average.

How/where did the hookup BEGIN? What led to it? Was planning involved? Who instigated it? After being introduced to the girls, we started drinking some cheap vodka which I had hidden in my dorm room. My roommate (not John, who was my neighbor) wasn’t going to be home for the night, so we used my room as the basis of our mini-party. Things were pretty slow at first. We didn’t have a lot to talk about, but the girl I was going to get paired up with definitely kept giving me the “fuck me” eyes.

After numerous shots, I took out my digital camera and John got a great photo of these two girls hardcore making out… with me in the background smiling from ear to ear. (A month or so later, somebody got a hold of that picture, printed it, and put it up in the hallway where the two girls lived. Still no idea how that happened, but I felt somewhat famous!)

What happened DURING the hookup? What sexual behaviors took place (e.g., oral, vaginal, anal, kinky stuff)? How did you feel during it? How did they behave toward you? Were they a good lover? What did you talk about? How did it end? After each of us was well lubricated, John took his girl back to his dorm and I was left with the girl I had chosen. We had absolutely nothing to talk about, so I just grabbed her, pulled her in close, and we began to kiss. Whenever I find myself in these situations (where we both know we’re only in it for the fucking), I tend to treat the girl like a piece of meat. So, that’s exactly what I started to do.

Without any subtleties or bothering to “take it slow,” I just sort of started pawing the girl and feeling her tits and ass, trying to turn myself on and get hard. She followed the cues and helped me to remove my clothes as I got her out of hers.

Within no time, I had her on my dorm room bed, spread eagle, and I was on top of her fucking her. She kept sucking on my neck and I felt like if I didn’t get her off of me soon, I was going to have one hell of a hickey. But no matter how many times I forcefully pushed her off of my neck, she drunkenly came back like a god damned leech.

Finally, I had enough, flipped her over, and started fucking her doggy style. The condom we were using was really putting a hamper on things. My dick is too large for a regular sized condom and it becomes so restricting if I use one that I eventually lose all sensation and enjoyment. So I asked this girl if she was clean (great precaution, there) to which she said she was (of course she did) and I pulled the condom off. That’s when the sex became much more enjoyable, only…now her pussy feels more like a tubular shape rather than the familiar welcoming warmth of a pussy. As I look down, realizing what I had done, I hear the girl drunkenly say, “I’ve never done it in the ass before. Please be gentle.” Yep. Wrong hole. It only took a millisecond for me to process what had happened and how she responded before I shrugged to myself and continued to fuck her up the ass.

There wasn’t anything great about the sex. I just kept thrusting and keeping rhythm, enjoying the sounds of pleasure mixed with pain in each wince and moan this girl made. But after a few minutes- this is bad- I looked down and noticed that she was definitely leaking some liquid ass-juice/shit onto my bed.

Without saying a word, I got off of the bed, told her to get off of the bed, took off my sheets, and went straight to the laundry room in the basement.

How sexually satisfying was this hookup? Not at all

Did you have an orgasm? No, not even close

Did your partner have an orgasm? No

What happened AFTER the hookup? How did you feel about it the next day? What are/were your expectations/hopes for the future with this person? How do you feel about them now? Feeling pretty pissed off, I sat in the basement of my dorm- at like 2am- washing my sheets while the girl I was just fucking stayed in my bed and slept.

At that age, I was too nice to just kick the girl out of my room (as I should have done), so, when the sheets were done, I woke her up, made the bed, and we went to sleep. She left the next morning in a very uncomfortable silence and I have no idea if she realized what she had done.

I only saw that bed-shitter once more for the duration of my years at university. It was once in the school bookstore. We briefly made eye contact, her face turned bright red, and she quickly left the bookstore without saying a word.

What precautions did you take to prevent STIs and pregnancy? (Check all that apply) None, Condoms

What were your motives for this hookup? Fun, pleasure, horniness, Power / Dominance, Just happened, I don’t know why, just went along with it, It was easy / convenient

How intoxicated were you? A little tipsy/high

What substances did you consume? Alcohol

How intoxicated was your partner? Completely wasted

What substances did your partner(s) consume? Alcohol

How wanted was this hookup for you at the time? A little bit

Did you consent to this hookup at the time? I gave enthusiastic consent

How wanted was this hookup for your partner at the time? Very

Did your partner(s) consent to this hookup? They gave enthusiastic consent

To whom did you talk about the hookup? How did they react? John and I talked about it the next day. I left out the part about her shitting my bed since it was embarrassing for me as well as the girl. John, on the other hand, told me that all he did was go down on his girl. He said he was “the oral master” and later admitted she just wouldn’t let him fuck her. I couldn’t figure out who had it worse. Pussy, anal, and shit? Or no pussy but also no shit?

Did you get emotionally hurt as a result of this hookup? Not at all

Did your partner get emotionally hurt as a result of this hookup? I don’t know / I’m not sure

Do you regret this hookup? A little bit

Why do you regret this hookup? It’s nice to have made another notch on the belt, but it may have been a Pyrrhic victory.

What was the BEST thing about this hookup? I fucked a stage actress whom I had just met that day in the face, pussy, and up her ass.

What was the WORST thing about this hookup? Definitely the “surprise!” brown goo.

All things considered, how POSITIVE was this experience? A little positive

All things considered, how NEGATIVE was this experience? Very negative

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