by David Muschke

Gender: Male
Age: 25
Race/ethnicity: White
Location: Berlin
Highest education received: College degree (eg., BA, BS)
Occupation: Hipster
Relationship status: Very single
How religious are you? Not at all
Sexual orientation: Gay
How many sexual partners have you had in your life (including oral sex)? 200+
How many hookup stories have you here posted before? 0

FECAL FUN

How long ago did this hookup happen? yesterday

How would you best classify this hookup (e.g., one-night stand, fuck-buddies, friends-with-benefits, booty call, sex with an ex, short fling; paid sex…)? one-night stand

Tell us about your PARTNER(S). What did they look like? How well did you know them, had you hooked up before? How/Where did you meet them? How did you feel about them before the hookup? I was feeling very horny and I had been talking to this guy on Planet Romeo. He was 20 years older than me, but that has never stopped me in the past. I had experiences with fisting before but I was dying to explore the deeper ends of anal pleasure and scat play and he seemed to be very into that.

How/where did the hookup BEGIN? What led to it? Was planning involved? Who instigated it? We arranged to meet at his place while his wife was away visiting her mum in hospital.

What happened DURING the hookup? What sexual behaviors took place (e.g., oral, vaginal, anal, kinky stuff)? How did you feel during it? Did you have an orgasm? Did your partner(s)? How did they behave toward you? Were they a good lover? What did you talk about? How did it end? He was naked when he opened the door. He grabbed me by the hand and took me to his bedroom where he undressed me and then performed oral sex on me. Although I was partly disgusted by his physical appearance (he was bold and overweight) the thought of pushing my sexual boundaries was enough to get me going. I realised his ass wasn’t clean when I started to rim him. I couldn’t get enough of it, so after fisting him I asked him to shit on my face. We then collected some of it from the floor and put it in a blender with milk and some ice and sugar to make a milk-shake. The taste made me puke all over the floor but again there was something in me that wanted more and more so I asked him to smother that mixture of vomit and faeces all over my naked body and then he fucked me on the floor.

What precautions did you take to prevent STIs and pregnancy? Did you discuss STI history? No precaution

What were your REASONS for having this hookup? Experimentation

Were alcohol or drugs involved? If so, how much? Crystal Meth

What happened AFTER the hookup? How did you feel about it? What are your expectations/hopes for the future with this person? How do you feel about them now? I had a quick shower and got the tube home. The smell of shit made me get some dirty looks on the train. I felt a mixture of shame and accomplishment.

To whom did you talk about the hookup? How did they react? I never told anyone about it until now.

Was this a consensual and/or wanted experience for you? For your partner? Consensual for both parts

Do you regret this hookup? If so, why? I have no regrets

What was the BEST thing about this hookup? How about the WORST? Has this hookup changed the way you think about casual sex, sexuality, or yourself in general? I am more confident with scat play and this is an essential part of my sex life now.

All things considered, how POSITIVE was this experience? Very positive
All things considered, how NEGATIVE was this experience? Not at all negative

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