by Myrill

Gender: Female
Age: 20
Race/ethnicity: Caucasian
Current location: South Carolina
Highest education received: Some college (currently in college)
Occupation: Student
Relationship status: In a fake relationship
How religious are you? A little
Sexual orientation: Heterosexual
How many sexual partners have you had in your life (including oral sex)? 15
How many hookup stories have you here posted before? 0

I Don’t Actually Have an Accent

How long ago did this hookup happen? 1 week ago

How would you best classify this hookup (e.g., one-night stand, fuck-buddies, friends-with-benefits, booty call, sex with an ex, short fling; paid sex…)? One-night stand

Tell us about your PARTNER(S). What did they look like? How well did you know them, had you hooked up before? How/Where did you meet them? How did you feel about them before the hookup? He was so handsome, a male model I later found out, saw him at a college house party. My drunk self decided to harness my Australian heritage, so I put on my best accent and introduced myself.

How/where did the hookup BEGIN? What led to it? Was planning involved? Who instigated it? We got to know each other all night, me using my faux accent the entire time. Made out in the backyard and all my friends slapped my ass on our way out.

What happened DURING the hookup? What sexual behaviors took place (e.g., oral, vaginal, anal, kinky stuff)? How did you feel during it? How did they behave toward you? Were they a good lover? What did you talk about? How did it end? The horrifying thing is I continued using my surprisingly realistic Australian accent the entire time. I took on an alter ego to fulfill this mind-blowingly attractive guys dreams, to a point that even re telling the story to his buddies the next day would sound fake. I would talk dirty (in my accent), blow him, bite on his ear, and ask him his fantasies. I felt liberated that I was a completely different person in that moment in time. He gleamed the whole night, thinking he had picked up a 6′ Australian girl at a party.

Did you have an orgasm? Did your partner(s)? He came twice, I came masturbating to the hookup the next day.

What precautions did you take to prevent STIs and pregnancy? Did you discuss STI history? None.

What were your REASONS for having this hookup? Liberation, freedom, and the need to boost everyone involved self- confidence.

Were alcohol or drugs involved? If so, how much? Binge drinking at the southern party school level.

What happened AFTER the hookup? How did you feel about it? What are your expectations/hopes for the future with this person? How do you feel about them now? After our hookup I snuggled for a bit, and once he was in a  deep sleep I wrote him a sexy yet sweet letter saying, “Thanks for such a great night, Cheers!” keeping with the persona and all. I saw him on his way to class one day, but he didn’t notice meet cloaked in the classic over-sized T shirt and hat combo. I still get off thinking about how he talked about his night with his friends the next day.

To whom did you talk about the hookup? How did they react? I told my room mate that I hooked up with this guy, blatantly leaving out my devotion to my false nationality.

Was this a consensual and/or wanted experience for you? For your partner? Yes and YES.

Do you regret this hookup? If so, why? The only regret I have is purely physiological. That the girl I pretended to be does not exist yet, I still crave becoming her at times.

What was the BEST thing about this hookup? How about the WORST? Has this hookup changed the way you think about casual sex, sexuality, or yourself in general? The best thing was the after glow and swell of self confidence. We all grow up being taught and told that sex is a sacred, and somewhat shameful, act to only be shared with “the one”. The worst was the underlying hatred for deceiving my partner, the only thing that keeps me from completely loathing myself at times is the fact that no one got hurt. No harm, no foul; right?

All things considered, how POSITIVE was this experience? Very positive

All things considered, how NEGATIVE was this experience? Somewhat negative

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