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What’s your gender? Man
How old are you? 46
What’s your race/ethnicity? White / Caucasian
What continent do you live on? North America
What country and/or city do you live in? Colorado, USA
Highest education received: Post-graduate degree (currently pursuing)
What’s your occupation? Engineer
Religious affiliation: Atheist
How religious are you? Not at all
What’s your sexual orientation? Heterosexual
Any other term(s) that describe your sexuality or sexual identity? Mild Manic
How many sexual partners have you had in your life (including oral sex)? 90
How many hookup stories have you here posted before? 0

Oxygen Cannulas and A Toothless Blowjob

How long ago did this hookup happen? 3 years

What was your relationship status at the time? Engaged/Married (monogamous)

How would you best classify this hookup? One-night stand

How long did you know the person before this hookup? Just met that day

Tell us about your PARTNER(S). What did they look like? How well did you know them, had you hooked up before? How/Where did you meet them? How did you feel about them before the hookup? I had been looking for someone to fuck on Craigslist. In the past, I’d found it very useful, but after moving to Colorado, I’d found it much less useful. After much posting and searching, I found a post from a couple with the woman promising awesome blowjobs. I exchanged a couple of emails before having a phone call. They both sounded a little redneck, but that wasn’t a deal killer. She’d described herself as a BBW, which I tend to like. So I drove out to their place and was quite taken aback to discover that she was definitely big and definitely a woman, but definitely NOT beautiful. More critically, she was wearing nasal cannula for oxygen support.

How/where did the hookup BEGIN? What led to it? Was planning involved? Who instigated it? As I said, I’d responded to an ad on Craigslist. I’d made plans on the phone to drive out to their place. Their home was a fairly remote and run down mountain cabin. I purchased some toys to enhance our play.

What happened DURING the hookup? What sexual behaviors took place (e.g., oral, vaginal, anal, kinky stuff)? How did you feel during it? How did they behave toward you? Were they a good lover? What did you talk about? How did it end? Thinking “In for a penny, in for a pound,” I persevered despite her appearance not being what I’d had in mind. At the husband’s suggestion, I settled into a recliner while this large woman kneeled in front of me. She removed her dentures, which was a first for me, unbuckled my pants, and took my quite flaccid cock into her mouth. Her husband put some porn on the tv and I settled in to have my cock sucked. Everything you’ve heard about toothless blowjobs is true. This woman might have been hard to look at, but between her lack of teeth and her steady oxygen supply, she could suck cock as well as I’ve ever had. Although the lack of physical attractiveness delayed the process, I eventually blew my load into her mouth and she swallowed every drop like a trooper.

After I’d cum, I figured I’d return the favor and exchanged positions with her. She spread her legs to expose a clean and shaven pussy which was already glistening with wetness. With her husband holding one of her legs up, I took out the 10″ dildo I’d brought and began to fuck her with it. The dildo slid easily in and out of her cunt and I flicked her clit with my fingers and I continued to fuck her with the toy. Not long passed before she came hard on the dildo.

By this time, I was kind of hard again and figured I’d fuck her. I slid my semi-firm cock into her cunt and started fucking her. As good as her cunt felt, the sight of this whale of a woman and her scruffy husband caused me to lose my hard-on. I dressed and left.

How sexually satisfying was this hookup? A little

Did you have an orgasm? Yes, one

Did your partner have an orgasm? Yes, one

What happened AFTER the hookup? How did you feel about it the next day? What are/were your expectations/hopes for the future with this person? How do you feel about them now? I’m still a little scarred by this encounter. There was so much wrong with the encounter. I have not been in contact with them and would not want to be.

What precautions did you take to prevent STIs and pregnancy? (Check all that apply) None

What were your motives for this hookup? Fun, pleasure, horniness, Learning new things, experimenting, To feel better about myself, To feel more confident, To cheer myself up, I was feeling lonely, Power / Dominance, Just happened, I don’t know why, just went along with it, It was easy / convenient

How intoxicated were you? Not at all (no alcohol or drugs)

How intoxicated was your partner? Not at all (no alcohol or drugs)

How wanted was this hookup for you at the time? Very

Did you consent to this hookup at the time? I gave enthusiastic consent

How wanted was this hookup for your partner at the time? Very

Did your partner(s) consent to this hookup? They gave enthusiastic consent

To whom did you talk about the hookup? How did they react? This is the first I’ve spoken about it.

How would you best summarize people’s reactions about this hookup? I didn’t tell anyone

Did you get emotionally hurt as a result of this hookup? A little bit

Did your partner get emotionally hurt as a result of this hookup? I don’t know / I’m not sure

Do you regret this hookup? Somewhat

Why do you regret this hookup? The whole scene was kind of fucked up.

What was the BEST thing about this hookup? I got an awesome blowjob.

What was the WORST thing about this hookup? Everything else.

Has this hookup changed the way you think about casual sex, sexuality, or yourself in general? I’ve become much pickier.

All things considered, how POSITIVE was this experience? A little positive

All things considered, how NEGATIVE was this experience? Fairly negative

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