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What’s your gender? Man
How old are you? 32
What’s your race/ethnicity? White / Caucasian
What continent do you live on? North America
What country and/or city do you live in? South Florida, USA
Highest education received: College degree (eg., BA, BS)
What’s your occupation? IT
What’s your current relationship status? Engaged/Married (monogamous)
Religious affiliation: Atheist
How religious are you? Not at all
What’s your sexual orientation? Heterosexual
How many sexual partners have you had in your life (including oral sex)? 50, 55 to 60 if you count oral
How many hookup stories have you here posted before? I think I’m somewhere around a dozen
Seducing the Miller Lite Girl
How long ago did this hookup happen? Fall of 2006 (about 10 years ago)
What was your relationship status at the time? Single
How would you best classify this hookup? Short fling
How long did you know the person before this hookup? Just met that day
Tell us about your PARTNER(S). What did they look like? How well did you know them, had you hooked up before? How/Where did you meet them? How did you feel about them before the hookup? Laurie was around 5’8″ and 120lbs. She was very pale, had dark brown hair, green eyes, and her face was covered in not-very-prominent Irish freckles. She was naturally very pretty. She wore very little make-up but still had that “wow” factor that made you notice her.
Laurie and I met when my friends and I had gone out to a sports bar one night at university. One of my friends had brought along this unattractive blonde girl whom he was friends with. All I can really remember about her is the prominent nostrils attached to her nose; so, for this story, she’ll be referred to as Ms. Piggy.
My friends and I were getting quite drunk while playing darts and shooting pool. Ms. Piggy and I had only met maybe once before but we got along lukewarm. At some point in the night, some promo girls who worked for Miller Lite came around and began giving away free “Miller Lite” merchandise. One of the girls, Laurie, came right over to us because her and Ms. Piggy were friends.
I was awestruck. This girl was naturally beautiful and- listening to my penis- I had to go after her. So I started drunkenly talking to her, presuming myself to be very glib. I wasn’t hitting home runs, but I wasn’t quite striking out either. I couldn’t tell if Laurie was attempting to be “professional” since she was technically working, or if she just wasn’t interested in me.
It got to the point where the alcohol in my system started to take over my ability to control my actions. I didn’t make too much of a fool of myself, but I recall that I kept asking Ms. Piggy to “tell her I’m a good guy! She’s so pretty!” Ms. Piggy- not nearly drunk as me- quite flatly told me that she barely knew me enough to tell her friend I was good for her.
How/where did the hookup BEGIN? What led to it? Was planning involved? Who instigated it? After Laurie and her Miller Lite companions had finished performing whatever promotional things they were supposed to do, Laurie took off her Miller Lite apparel and continued hanging out with us in her plain (albeit sexy) clothes. She was wearing a short, navy blue skirt, a low-cut v-neck t-shirt, and high heels. Her breasts were of average size (probably a 32 B), her butt was toned and shapely, but her most appealing physical feature- to me- was the “v” shape of her torso. There’s something about a girl’s athletic v-shape without being too muscular that I find really appealing.
Anyway, Laurie proceeded to get pretty tipsy. When the bar closed at 2am, she asked me if I needed a ride. Naturally, I got her in car without thinking twice; but, rather than taking me home, she drove straight to her apartment.
At this point- still being drunk- I was about 90% certain I was going to get laid. But, having taken girls home before who quite literally expected nothing other than to sleep, I wasn’t going to jump to any conclusions.
When we got to her apartment, Laurie brought me straight to her bedroom. She mentioned something about how she felt gross from working most of the night and needed to shower. As if it was the most normal thing in the world, she started to take her clothes off right in front of me and innocently asked if I wanted to shower, too. “Uh, yep. Definitely.”
She was 100% naked before I could even undo my belt. She spun on her heel and walked toward the bathroom while I watched her beautiful ass sway from side to side as she walked away from me. While I quickly undressed, I started to try and give myself half of an erection. I didn’t want to go in there fully erect (that would have been quite odd), but I also didn’t want to go in there totally limp (I’m a grower, not a show-er. What can I say?) So as I walked into her bathroom, I made sure to stroke myself just enough to have something respectable on display.
When I entered the shower, Laurie wasn’t trying to be the least bit sexual. She was quite literally just standing there, paying attention to herself, soaping her body. My heart was absolutely pounding. I wasn’t entirely sure if I was invited to shower WITH her, but recalling that she had no problem getting undressed in front of me, I figured I would assume I was allowed in.
I entered the shower and made an effort not to get my hair wet. I had some gel in it and I remembering being self-conscious that if the gel got washed out, I would look unattractive with fluffy hair. Instead, I grabbed some soap and washed all of the places I assumed her tongue might be in a few minutes.
After feeling thoroughly clean, I made my move and attempted to rub soap over Laurie’s naked body. She finally showed the first bit of emotion by closing her eyes, purring softly, and enjoying my hands rubbing over her breasts, waist, ass, and legs.
With every passing moment, I pushed my boundaries; and, with every boundary I pushed, I felt more and more comfortable. After a few minutes, Laurie and I exited the shower with her, again, way ahead of me.
It was then that I heard her roommate casually walk into the room and start a conversation with Laurie. Her roommate wasn’t too bad looking and I immediately decided I was going to “accidentally” walk out of the bathroom so she could see me naked and maybe- somehow- hopefully- please?- have a threesome. As I stepped out of the bathroom, I heard the tail-end of Laurie telling her “…any moment, so unless you want to see his dick-”
When I came out, her roommate gave a quick glance to my cock, then my face, smiled uncomfortably, blushed like hell, and brought her eyes right back to Laurie. I half-jokingly said something to Laurie like, “You didn’t tell me that you were planning on sharing me.” Laurie responded, “No, I think her boyfriend might get jealous.” Finally, the roommate added, “Well I’ll let you guys have your privacy. My boyfriend is actually in my room right now sleeping.”
I didn’t want to press my luck with the threesome. I wasn’t that attracted to her roommate and I desperately wanted to get inside Laurie. It was enough for me that her roommate took one final glance at my dick as she walked out.
What happened DURING the hookup? What sexual behaviors took place (e.g., oral, vaginal, anal, kinky stuff)? How did you feel during it? How did they behave toward you? Were they a good lover? What did you talk about? How did it end? I walked up behind Laurie, who still had her back to me, and felt my dick press into the small of her back. I massaged her shoulders as I kissed her neck, slowly turned her around, and we began to kiss. We made our way to her bed and Laurie took charge. She really enjoyed being on top.
From the moment I entered her, Laurie’s “emotionless” demeanor was reduced to her primal and most basic instincts. Rather than moaning with pleasure, she mostly squealed and gasped. Her eyes would often squeeze tight when she was getting close to orgasm, and she would stop bouncing on top of me. It was as if she was completely determined to get herself close- over and over- but never actually cum.
After about the seventh or eighth time she prevented herself from cumming, I decided it was time to take charge. I flipped her over, got on top of her, and just started thrusting into her using the same timing that she was using to bounce on top of me. In less than a minute, Laurie’s nails were digging down my back. She clawed into me harder than anyone I had ever slept with before.
Within minutes, she was ready to orgasm again. She tried to pull her hips back so that I would slide out of her and she could avoid another orgasm yet again, but I wouldn’t let her. I moved with her, continuing to thrust hard and deep into her, making sure she didn’t escape anything this time. And just like that, Laurie’s face was soon contorted and pink in absolute pleasure. Her chest turned flush, her thighs quivered, and her ass pushed back into the bed as the rest of her body became rigid and she gasped for air. Her orgasm was long, hard, and extremely intense.
The very moment it subsided, Laurie’s hands began to shake and between heavy draws of breath politely asked that I pull out.
How sexually satisfying was this hookup? Very
Did you have an orgasm? No, not even close
Did your partner have an orgasm? Yes, one
What happened AFTER the hookup? How did you feel about it the next day? What are/were your expectations/hopes for the future with this person? How do you feel about them now? I spent the night at Laurie’s apartment and she quickly became my go-to girl when it came to late-night booty calls. We saw each other numerous times throughout that school year (my senior year). She had numerous suitors who were always attempting to take her out and buy her nice things, but she quite surprisingly would always turn then down and spend her time with me, despite me sort of being an asshole to her.
One night, she asked me what I thought about her and I attempting a serious relationship. I pointed out how she had numerous suitors. Why would you want me? She hesitated and told me, “Because…because you…you don’t put up with my shit.” She was so used to all of these guys who worshiped the ground she walked on that she was relieved that I treated her like I wasn’t in love with her.
Regardless, I rejected her request to take things more seriously. Communication between us came to an end when I graduated college and moved out of town.
What precautions did you take to prevent STIs and pregnancy? (Check all that apply) None
What were your motives for this hookup? Fun, pleasure, horniness, Attraction to partner(s), Power / Dominance
How intoxicated were you? Drunk/high but not wasted
What substances did you consume? Alcohol
How intoxicated was your partner? A little tipsy/high
What substances did your partner(s) consume? Alcohol
How wanted was this hookup for you at the time? Very
Did you consent to this hookup at the time? I gave enthusiastic consent
How wanted was this hookup for your partner at the time? Very
Did your partner(s) consent to this hookup? They gave enthusiastic consent
To whom did you talk about the hookup? How did they react? The only people who really knew about Laurie and I were the people we had gone to the sports bar with. One of my better friends from that time period told me that he thought Laurie was by far the most attractive girl he had seen me hook up with.
I’d probably have to agree.
How would you best summarize people’s reactions about this hookup? Relatively positive
Did you get emotionally hurt as a result of this hookup? A little bit
Did your partner get emotionally hurt as a result of this hookup? Somewhat
Do you regret this hookup? Not at all
What was the BEST thing about this hookup? Laurie was absolutely beautiful. She was incredibly attentive to my sexual needs and never crossed any boundaries regarding our relationship, what it was, and what it wasn’t.
What was the WORST thing about this hookup? Because she was incredibly “naturally pretty” and not the least bit “fake” or “sexy,” I really started to second-guess myself toward the end of our “relationship” about whether or not I should take her more seriously. In the long run, I’m glad I didn’t; but at the time, I remember feeling a bit worried that I was passing up something I’d later regret.
All things considered, how POSITIVE was this experience? Very positive
All things considered, how NEGATIVE was this experience? A little negative
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