Last week, a Twitter follower wrote the following in response to something I’d mentioned about squirting aka female ejaculation: “For…
Cross CUNTry Roadtrip
Male, 54, Michigan
“Then she kissed me with impudent lips, moaning softly and wantonly into my mouth.”
Calling All Neighbors
Male, 54, Michigan
“She stuck her ass up in the air, took her mouth off the little dick, and said, ‘FUCK ME!'”
What a MISTAKE!!
Man, 54, Michigan
“I was rather disappointed that she turned from this hot, passionate lover to what seemed like more of a cold, heartless hooker in less than 20 minutes.”
The Forward Waitress
Man, 54, Michigan
“…I happily started teasing her nipples lightly with my fingers…”
Candy Customer
Male, 54, Michigan
“Then she simply said, “Come here, baby. Let me teach you what to do with this.””
Their 1st…
Man, 54, Michigan
“He shot his load inside her, our sperm mixing together inside his wife.”
The Boss’s Girlfriend
Male, 54, Michigan
“I carried her up to the shore, still buried inside her twitching pussy.”
Does Age Really Matter?
Man, 54, Michigan
“‘Don’t you think I’m too old for sex?’ I replied, ‘Last I recall you got very wet down there, and you seem to be quite moist now…'”
The Best Tip I Ever Received
Male, 54, Michigan
“I didn’t have to tell her that I was ready to cum because she started humming hungrily..”
Screaming S.I.L.E.N.C.E.
Male, 54, Michigan
“As I pulled away from her crotch I put my finger to my lips again, indicating that there was to be no more talking.”
The LONGEST …. Ever!
Male, 54, Michigan
“I didn’t even have to slide my hand between her legs to know that she was already wet.”
Intense Relaxation
Male, 54, Michigan
“We then laid down next to each other, kissing slowly and deeply until she draped her leg over mine.”
The Neighboring Nurse
Man, 54, Michigan
“She had three or four orgasms in quick succession…”
Ho(t)spitalized
Male, 54, Michigan
“We talked a little before going into her bedroom and having sex for more than 4 hours.”
Perpetually Horny
Male, 54, Michigan,
“She looked back at Jack and grabbed him, gave him a kiss that could make an octopus stiff…”
Don’t Judge a Book by Its Cover
Male, 54, Michigan
“She just jumped on the bed and told me to eat her pussy until she couldn’t breathe.”
Tall, Dark, & Lovely
Male, 54, USA
“She took my already hardening cock out of my boxers and greedily started sucking on it like it was filled with water and she’d spent the last 3 days in the desert without any.”
The Girl Next Door
Male, 54, USA
“I laid her onto her back, slid her all the way up to the pillows as she spread her legs, and I slid into that beautifully soaked hole.”