Last week, a Twitter follower wrote the following in response to something I’d mentioned about squirting aka female ejaculation: “For…
The Cheating Bridesmaid
Man, 33, UK
“With her eyes fixed on me, she slipped off her underwear – lacy, purple French-cut knickers – and threw them on the chair.”
The Hotel Receptionist
Man, 33, UK
“She stroked it before dropping to her knees on the floor and sucking it while I ran my fingers through her hair.”
Anonymous Hotel Quickie
Male, 33, UK
“…she just casually asked me if I wanted to come to her room.”
The Next Time
Male, 54, USA
“…my friend had my wife bent over our bed and he was pounding her hard from the rear.”
Not Really Sleeping
Male, 54, North America
“…I peeked around the corner to see her on top of him.”
Helping My Older Co-Worker Conceive
Male, 21, USA
“I get on the bed and crawl between her legs, pressing my cock between her lips…”
Getting My New Co-Worker Pregnant
Male, 21, Oregon
“…she is rubbing my inner thigh with her hand…”
That One Time…
Male, 52, North America
“…she was lonely and was surprised that I was a virgin in my 50’s.”
With A Mature Co-Worker
Male, 45, USA
“She wasn’t wearing a bra and her nipples were poking out.”
Much More Than Just Lunch…
Male, 32, UK
“Her shyness and nerves seemed to disappear immediately, and soon we were stripping each other’s clothes off…”
Take Off and Landing
Male, 32, United Kingdom
“…why don’t we forget the drink and go to my hotel?”
Getting My Co-Worker Pregnant
Man, 19, US
“…I gladly drained my balls inside her after ever occasion.”
The Last Booty Call
Man, 30, UK
“We were all over each other, stripping each other’s clothes off, and then she got on her knees and sucked my cock.”
Happy New Year
Man, 30, UK
“We stayed in that position for a long time, with her legs spread wide and up in the air and me gradually fucking her harder and harder…”
One-Night Stand After the Office Christmas Party
Male, 30, UK
“…she was saying ‘make me come, make me come’…”
Business Trip Tinder Hook-Up
Male, 30, UK
“Those amazing arse cheeks jiggled as I thrust in and out of her.”
Ibiza: Part 3
Man, 30, UK
“I thrusted up into her, her breasts jiggling around in front of my face as I slammed against her.”
Booty Call to My Fuck-Buddy
Male, 30, UK
“…when she came back she was completely naked…”
Tinder Girl
Man, 30, UK
“I fingered her as she rode me and within a few minutes we both came simultaneously.”
Dirty Weekend
Man, 30, UK
“…I grabbed her breasts as they spilled out of her top, the sound of me smacking against her echoing off the walls.”
Hot Tinder Hookup
Male, 30, UK
“I pulled her down towards me as I thrust into her hard and fast…”
Ibiza: Part 2
Man, 30, UK
“Those amazing arse cheeks jiggled as I fucked her and she reached back between her legs to finger herself and moaned loudly.”
Ibiza: Part 1
Male, 30, UK
“I kept fingering her until she came, and had to stop her playing with my cock so I didn’t come too.”
Work Hard Play Hard
Male, 30, UK
“I moved her right hand down over her breasts and her belly and started gently fingering her under the water…”
Late Night Hotel Quickie
Man, 30, UK
“…her breasts and arse cheeks jiggled around…”
Friday Night…and Saturday Morning
Male, 30, UK
“I flipped her onto her back and we kept fucking like that…”
The One Night Stand That Wouldn’t Die
Male, 31, France
“Kissing led to touching, oral sex, mutual masturbation to orgasm.”
The Girl Who Loved Doggystyle
Male, 30, England
“We kissed and undressed each other against the front door.”
Three in a Bed (Part 2)
Male, 30, England
“Then the girls took turns sucking my cock – first Natalie, then Holly.”
One Night Stand
Male, 30, UK
“I watched as her fantastic breasts jiggled around as she bounced up and down on top of me.”
Booty Call
Male, 29, London
“The sound of her moans and the sight of her breasts jiggling as she bounced up and down on top of me did the trick, and I came inside her.”
After Work Hook Up
Man, 29, UK
“She told me it was my turn now, and I admired her gorgeous body as I fucked her hard.”
Three in a Bed
Male, 29, London
“Natalie was kneeling beside us, taking turns kissing each of us and fingering herself.”
Good Day at the Office
Male, 29, London
“We could watch ourselves in the mirror and all the hard surfaces amplified the sound of my pelvis smacking against her arse…”
Everybody Needs Good Neighbours
Man, 29, UK
“…she grabbed a bottle of white wine, poured some of it over her breasts…”
Little Black Dress
Male, 29, London
“She moaned as I licked her clit, squeezed her breasts and stroked her nipples and I didn’t stop until she came.”
Sex in the Afternoon
Male, 29, London
“I just fucked her hard and fast, enjoying the sight and sound of my pelvis and balls smacking against her arse, until I came.”