Mini Me Thinks He Is Slick And It’s Just Funny

by Big bad ceo wipe his ass

What’s your gender? Man
How old are you? 43
What’s your race/ethnicity? Hispanic / Latino/a
What continent do you live on? South America
What country and/or city do you live in? San Bernardino
Highest education received: Post-graduate degree (eg., MA, MS, PhD, JD, MD)
What’s your occupation? Owner
What’s your current relationship status? Single
Religious affiliation: Christian
How religious are you? Very
What’s your sexual orientation? Heterosexual
Any other term(s) that describe your sexuality or sexual identity? Big and thick
How many sexual partners have you had in your life (including oral sex)? 40
How many hookup stories have you here posted before? Couple mini-me stories

Mini Me Thinks He Is Slick And It’s Just Funny

How long ago did this hookup happen? Everyday

What was your relationship status at the time? Single

How would you best classify this hookup? Friends-with-benefits

How long did you know the person before this hookup? Just met that day

Tell us about your PARTNER(S). What did they look like? How well did you know them, had you hooked up before? How/Where did you meet them? How did you feel about them before the hookup? She’s fat with oversized tits, peanut-sized nipples, and is a short and stubby slut and she is bisexual. She was completely gay before I met her, but I turned her. She likes to suck my dick dry. She like that so much, she takes the cum and swallows it all. She also likes it in the ass and always in the pussy, but it smells like a cat and I had to hold my breath because of the smell. I also have to pick her up because she has no car. I felt nothing before I hooked up and after, she didn’t want to leave my mansion, so I had to trick her and I told her I would meet her at a tire shop but I never did. I feel sorry for the other guys that kiss her and I will warn the guys she does not like to brush her teeth.

How/where did the hookup BEGIN? What led to it? Was planning involved? Who instigated it? At an old torn down tire shop. I went to buy a tire and I saw her and she asked for a ride to the homeless shelter and I said I would take her. As I was driving, she started to suck my dick. I pulled into an alley, fucked her in the ass and pussy, and came. She threw up, got out of the car, and left. I gave her the wrong number but she found me on Facebook. She said she was good on the computer like she is good at sucking my dick.

What happened DURING the hookup? What sexual behaviors took place (e.g., oral, vaginal, anal, kinky stuff)? How did you feel during it? How did they behave toward you? Were they a good lover? What did you talk about? How did it end? She started to crawl on the floor and started to suck my cock. She had 1/4 of my dick in her mouth and she was trying to talk. I had to pull my cock out of her mouth so I could hear her say she was tired of the small, midget dick and that she was glad she finally got the real thing. She didn’t get off me for days. It’s like she put crazy glue on my fat cock. She crawled like a dog and she would pick at my rug and pick up food from the floor and eat it. Nasty.

How sexually satisfying was this hookup? Not at all

Did you have an orgasm? No, not even close

Did your partner have an orgasm? Yes, multiple

What happened AFTER the hookup? How did you feel about it the next day? What are/were your expectations/hopes for the future with this person? How do you feel about them now? I felt sick so I went to the hospital. I felt sick to my stomach and nasty. She told me that her loser boyfriend worked at the tire shop sweeping and was a midget. Also that his name was Rick, he had basically no dick, and he made her fuck him with a donkey dick he got from sex store with no lube.

What precautions did you take to prevent STIs and pregnancy? (Check all that apply) Condoms, I made her take a bath in Epsom salt, use lots of soap and made her brush her teeth

What were your motives for this hookup? Fun, pleasure, horniness, Attraction to partner(s), Learning new things, experimenting, Felt sorry she kept begging me to fuck her all over

How intoxicated were you? Drunk/high but not wasted

What substances did you consume? Alcohol,

How intoxicated was your partner? I don’t know

How wanted was this hookup for you at the time? Not at all

Did you consent to this hookup at the time? I gave enthusiastic consent

How wanted was this hookup for your partner at the time? Very

Did your partner(s) consent to this hookup? They gave enthusiastic consent

To whom did you talk about the hookup? How did they react? No one I was ashamed

Did you get emotionally hurt as a result of this hookup? Not at all

Did your partner get emotionally hurt as a result of this hookup? Very

Do you regret this hookup? Very much

Why do you regret this hookup? Hell ya, she made my dick bleed after coming in her mouth multiple times. We fucked all night and she told me the dead beat single father with welfare kids made her steal from her ex-boyfriend and tried to get loans on his house and take the house from him. The moron thought you could move in after he left to work and he changed the locks. Her ex had both of them arrested for multiple felonies and she lost everything, even her kids. He lost his kids to the state and in jail, he began to have sex with black guys and turned into a gay cross dresser.

What was the BEST thing about this hookup? Nothing she smelled like a dumpsite.

What was the WORST thing about this hookup? She stocked me.

Has this hookup changed the way you think about casual sex, sexuality, or yourself in general? If you want to meet schizophrenics, down syndrome, cliffed lip men, and welfare recipients, have casual sex hookups.

All things considered, how POSITIVE was this experience? Not at all positive

All things considered, how NEGATIVE was this experience? Very negative

Anything else you want to add about this hookup? She smelled like a comical plant fart and shit.

What are your thoughts on casual sex more generally, the role it has played in your life, and/or its role in society? What would you like to see changed in that regard? She liked a certain roleplay that was fucking strange. She liked to ask like a midget and say “fuck me Rick’s father, I need money.”

What do you think about the Casual Sex Project? It’s cool

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