The Human Fountain


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What’s your gender? Woman
How old are you? 37
What’s your race/ethnicity? White / Caucasian
What continent do you live on? Europe
What country and/or city do you live in? Scotland
Highest education received: College degree (eg., BA, BS)
What’s your occupation? Manager
What’s your current relationship status? Engaged/Married (monogamous)
Religious affiliation: Atheist
How religious are you? Not at all
What’s your sexual orientation? Heterosexual
How many sexual partners have you had in your life (including oral sex)? 20
How many hookup stories have you here posted before? 9

The Human Fountain

How long ago did this hookup happen? Couple of days

What was your relationship status at the time? Engaged/Married (monogamous)

How would you best classify this hookup? Fuck-buddies / Booty call

How long did you know the person before this hookup? For 1 to 3 years

Tell us about your PARTNER(S). What did they look like? How well did you know them, had you hooked up before? How/Where did you meet them? How did you feel about them before the hookup? It’s been a while since I’ve been with Ron, not since June. He appears to have put on a little more weight since then but that did not make an ounce of difference. Always super confident and sexy as ever.

How/where did the hookup BEGIN? What led to it? Was planning involved? Who instigated it? So this is the v complicated bit…

A month ago my husband was away. Ron was working a ridiculous set of shifts and wasn’t free. I checked out Craigslist found a guy wanting a gangbang and thought why not?! Got talking went out bought new underwear the lot. Then this guys mates don’t book the hotel, I end up alone and upset and fortunately Ron sees my WhatsApp messages late at night and we end up shooting some sexy videos for each other.

Fast forward a couple of weeks. After berating the gangbang guy we get into some very serious sexting videos all sorts and I make an excuse to be out so we can get a room and get this gangbang done. Except Gangbang Guy (will call him GG) gets drunk falls out with his mates, one of whom outs him as bi to the others and that all falls apart!

So we decide to just go the two of us and I book two rooms, one for us one decoy. Except a day beforehand he tells me his semi-estranged wife has announced he has to look after his son and now can’t come!!

This is the most ridiculous situation ever. I cancel the real room and contact Ron – fancy a fuck at short notice? Once more Ron to the rescue – yeah he’s got a work do but he’ll break away for a couple rounds with me. Excellent.

What happened DURING the hookup? What sexual behaviors took place (e.g., oral, vaginal, anal, kinky stuff)? How did you feel during it? How did they behave toward you? Were they a good lover? What did you talk about? How did it end? I’ve started getting waxed so I went for a treatment then jumped on the train, having a few drinks to loosen up given Ron was already out drinking. Got to the room put on some new black silk underwear, hold ups, stilettos and sexy makeup…then waited.

Ron got to me, quick toilet stop then literally threw me on the bed, kissed me ,and pulled off my panties. My soft waxed pussy lay in front of him and he stripped naked and started nibbling me.

Now if you read my other Ron stories you’ll know I’ve never been the hugest fan of his oral skills but my God have I changed my mind!! He gently licked me and teased me before getting to work with his magic fingers and we all know the inevitable outcome…. Plenty of squirting as usual.

However this time the feeling was so strong I started crying uncontrollably – has happened a few times but not recently and fortunately it was quite dark in the room so I didn’t just look like a sobbing mess.

After a while we moved and I sucked his cock with a little deepthroating that I had been working on. Then he got a condom and fucked me on top and with my legs over his shoulders.

He kept popping out so he went back to fingering and I just flopped back at his mercy as one by one he inserted each finger as I begged for the next. I was yelling at him to basically fist me but just his fingers and palm was as much as would go in.

By this point not only was I squirting, it was literally spraying everywhere. I could feel it spurting out shooting over my thighs and stomach. It was like someone jumping up and down in a puddle.

We moved to 69 and he kept up the job and so it was spraying in his face now. I pulled off the condom and sucked him until he came in my mouth and I swallowed.

We both marveled at what had happened – we normally end up with a damp patch but this was almost half the bed soaked through. He said I tasted really sweet in his mouth.

We chatted and drank for a bit and then he turned me round and we fucked. Hestood up and I was on all fours at the end of the bed. I had to put a pillow down so my face wasn’t stuck in the flooded area. I wanted anal but his cock wasn’t quite playing ball so he flipped me and fingered me again quickly and then we decided to go out. He hopped in the shower.

How sexually satisfying was this hookup? Very

Did you have an orgasm? Yes, more than one

Did your partner have an orgasm? Yes, one

What happened AFTER the hookup? How did you feel about it the next day? What are/were your expectations/hopes for the future with this person? How do you feel about them now? He got showered I redid my makeup and out we went. He stayed twice as long as he said he would and we ended up having a bit of a heart to heart about some issues when we worked together and GG. He marveled at how he had made me cum 5 times, and how!

He told me we have a good fuck buddy set up and he’s happy for that to continue which is great. He thought I was an idiot getting involved with GG given he’s married with a kid, I kind of agreed but that’s another story.

Eventually he had to go even though we’d started getting a bit drunk and kissing a lot. He told me to try to pick up a woman at the bar and he would come back – I wimped out and went back alone, got on Craigslist again to try to find another companion but didn’t work out so that was that.

What precautions did you take to prevent STIs and pregnancy? (Check all that apply) Condoms, Birth control pill / patch / ring / injection / implant

What were your motives for this hookup? Fun, pleasure, horniness, Attraction to partner(s), To feel better about myself

How intoxicated were you? A little tipsy/high

What substances did you consume? Alcohol

How intoxicated was your partner? A little tipsy/high

What substances did your partner(s) consume? Alcohol

How wanted was this hookup for you at the time? Very

Did you consent to this hookup at the time? I gave enthusiastic consent

How wanted was this hookup for your partner at the time? Very

Did your partner(s) consent to this hookup? They gave enthusiastic consent

To whom did you talk about the hookup? How did they react? I told GG – he likes me being fucked and wants to hear all the details.

How would you best summarize people’s reactions about this hookup? Relatively positive

Did you get emotionally hurt as a result of this hookup? Not at all

Did your partner get emotionally hurt as a result of this hookup? Not at all

Do you regret this hookup? Not at all

What was the BEST thing about this hookup? The crazy orgasms I had that made me cry and ruin the entire bed. And then when Ron told me how it tasted…. Fuck.

What was the WORST thing about this hookup? Over too quick, would have loved him to have stayed all night. But given that I’d only given him a days notice it was pretty good going.

Has this hookup changed the way you think about casual sex, sexuality, or yourself in general? It has made me feel better about Ron. When I’m low I get obsessed with him and upset when he doesn’t respond to me. We had a good chat, apologised for some shit that happened in the past and redrew the lines.

I will always want more from Ron but I’m really happy with where we are.

All things considered, how POSITIVE was this experience? Very positive

All things considered, how NEGATIVE was this experience? A little negative

What do you think about the Casual Sex Project? Still love to read every day

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