Effing Straight Guy



What’s your gender? Man
How old are you? 59
What’s your race/ethnicity? Black
What continent do you live on? Asia
What country and/or city do you live in? Brazilian living in Malaysia
Highest education received: Post-graduate degree (eg., MA, MS, PhD, JD, MD)
What’s your occupation? Physician
What’s your current relationship status? Engaged/Married (monogamous)
Religious affiliation: Free Thinker
How religious are you? Not at all
What’s your sexual orientation? Bisexual
Any other term(s) that describe your sexuality or sexual identity? Married, wife back home in Brazil. Some sexual partners in Asia.
How many sexual partners have you had in your life (including oral sex)? 35
How many hookup stories have you here posted before? 0

Effing Straight Guy

How long ago did this hookup happen? Valentine’s Day 2019

What was your relationship status at the time? Same as current status

How would you best classify this hookup? One-night stand

How long did you know the person before this hookup? For less than a week

Tell us about your PARTNER(S). What did they look like? How well did you know them, had you hooked up before? How/Where did you meet them? How did you feel about them before the hookup? He was a friend of one of my associates from work. It was at my company’s gala dinner in a hotel in downtown KL, Malaysia. After dinner, we headed to the bar for drinks, then onto a colleague’s suite after 12 am.

I knew this guy sometime before, seen him around, let’s call him Matt. He’s mid-20s, Chinese and a straight guy. Handsome, fit.

How/where did the hookup BEGIN? What led to it? Was planning involved? Who instigated it? It began in one of the guest rooms, I went in to use the washroom and there I saw Matt extremely passed out on the bed. Most of us were already asleep since the party was over. I took the advantage as I knew it would work out. I locked the door and make sure he was really asleep hoping he doesn’t wake up. He was a handsome lad, I wanted to have him. His girlfriend was in the next room though.

What happened DURING the hookup? What sexual behaviors took place (e.g., oral, vaginal, anal, kinky stuff)? How did you feel during it? How did they behave toward you? Were they a good lover? What did you talk about? How did it end? It was a quick one. I gave him a blowjob through the zipper of his jeans and sucked his balls. But he did notice what was happening, he opened his eyes and was scared but he didn’t shout or push me away. So I continued to blow him off and he was moaning until he came.

Next, I removed my shorts revealing my 7 inches and I asked him to come. I pressed his head slowly to my cock and he was sucking. Shot my load onto his face. I also manage to spread his cheeks and fuck his ass. After that, I cuddled with him until he was asleep and then I left.

How sexually satisfying was this hookup? Somewhat

Did you have an orgasm? Yes, more than one

Did your partner have an orgasm? No

What happened AFTER the hookup? How did you feel about it the next day? What are/were your expectations/hopes for the future with this person? How do you feel about them now? Funny thing, I went to the living room and saw his girlfriend sleeping on the couch. I just went and kiss her cheeks and stroke my cock next to her then went back into the guest room and shot my load onto Matt’s ass cheeks.

What precautions did you take to prevent STIs and pregnancy? (Check all that apply) None

What were your motives for this hookup? Fun, pleasure, horniness, Attraction to partner(s), Intoxication, Power / Dominance, It was easy / convenient

How intoxicated were you? Small amount of alcohol or drugs, not enough to feel it

What substances did you consume? Alcohol

How intoxicated was your partner? Completely wasted

What substances did your partner(s) consume? Alcohol

How wanted was this hookup for you at the time? A little bit

Did you consent to this hookup at the time? I didn’t give a clear ‘yes’, but I didn’t give a ‘no’

How wanted was this hookup for your partner at the time? I don’t know / I’m not sure

Did your partner(s) consent to this hookup? They were too out of it / passed out / asleep and therefore unable to give consent

To whom did you talk about the hookup? How did they react? Hmm, just shared with my close fuck buddies

How would you best summarize people’s reactions about this hookup? Neutral

Did you get emotionally hurt as a result of this hookup? Not at all

Did your partner get emotionally hurt as a result of this hookup? I don’t know / I’m not sure

Do you regret this hookup? Not at all

What was the BEST thing about this hookup? He had a nice cock and tight ass. I wasn’t expecting him to allow me to give him anal. It was his first time and it was painful to him but he managed to go through it.

What was the WORST thing about this hookup? Things could have gone sideways real quick.

Has this hookup changed the way you think about casual sex, sexuality, or yourself in general? Nope

All things considered, how POSITIVE was this experience? A little positive

All things considered, how NEGATIVE was this experience? A little negative

Anything else you want to add about this hookup? Hope I get his girlfriend and him into a threesome maybe?

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