From Bar to Bed in Two Hours

by Jack Jones

What’s your gender? Man
How old are you? 24
What’s your race/ethnicity? White / Caucasian
What continent do you live on? Europe
What country and/or city do you live in? France
Highest education received: Post-graduate degree (eg., MA, MS, PhD, JD, MD)
What’s your occupation? Student
What’s your current relationship status? Single
Religious affiliation: Atheist
How religious are you? Not at all
What’s your sexual orientation? Heterosexual
How many sexual partners have you had in your life (including oral sex)? 10

From Bar to Bed in Two Hours

How long ago did this hookup happen? Week

What was your relationship status at the time? Dating casually

How would you best classify this hookup? One-night stand

How long did you know the person before this hookup? Just met that day

Tell us about your PARTNER(S). What did they look like? How well did you know them, had you hooked up before? How/Where did you meet them? How did you feel about them before the hookup? We met on Tinder. It was mutually agreed what we were looking for, so the progress of the evening was pretty clear. I was nervous as fuck.

How/where did the hookup BEGIN? What led to it? Was planning involved? Who instigated it? We had two beers, got to know each other and went to my plan.

What happened DURING the hookup? What sexual behaviors took place (e.g., oral, vaginal, anal, kinky stuff)? How did you feel during it? How did they behave toward you? Were they a good lover? What did you talk about? How did it end? Once in my room, we went at each other like animals. Kissing like crazy. Clothes came off and before you know it I was inside of her. She fucked like a bucking horse. I could hold it for like 5 min and then I exploded inside of her. I kept licking her and she came while I fingered her vagina really deep while she stimulated her clitoris. Then we lay in bed for a while until I got hard after about 15min. We went at it again. This time I wanted to take her from behind but after she turned around I saw her asshole all full of long hairs. That turned me off so hard that I lost my erection and had to get a new condom. After a while, I was hard again though and took her in missionary again. Afterward, I felt satisfied but also a bit disconnected from this stranger laying next to me. We talked a bit and then she went home.

How sexually satisfying was this hookup? Very

Did you have an orgasm? Yes, more than one

Did your partner have an orgasm? Yes, one

What precautions did you take to prevent STIs and pregnancy? (Check all that apply) Condoms

What were your motives for this hookup? Fun, pleasure, horniness

How intoxicated were you? A little tipsy/high

What substances did you consume? Alcohol

How intoxicated was your partner? A little tipsy/high

What substances did your partner(s) consume? Alcohol

How wanted was this hookup for you at the time? Very

Did you consent to this hookup at the time? I gave enthusiastic consent

How wanted was this hookup for your partner at the time? Very

Did your partner(s) consent to this hookup? They gave enthusiastic consent

To whom did you talk about the hookup? How did they react? A friend

How would you best summarize people’s reactions about this hookup? Neutral

Did you get emotionally hurt as a result of this hookup? A little bit

Did your partner get emotionally hurt as a result of this hookup? I don’t know / I’m not sure

Do you regret this hookup? A little bit

Why do you regret this hookup? Because I realised that seeing more than one person at the same time might be exciting but the feeling afterwards is kind of shitty.

What was the BEST thing about this hookup? Her wild behaviour and willingness.

All things considered, how POSITIVE was this experience? Fairly positive

All things considered, how NEGATIVE was this experience? A little negative

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