ONS That Got Lost in Translation



What’s your gender? Man
How old are you? 25
What’s your race/ethnicity? White / Caucasian
What continent do you live on? Europe
What country and/or city do you live in? Germany
What’s your current relationship status? Single
What’s your sexual orientation? Heterosexual
Any other term(s) that describe your sexuality or sexual identity? I am proudly promiscuous with no intention of ever changing about that.
How many sexual partners have you had in your life (including oral sex)? 26
How many hookup stories have you here posted before? 5

ONS That Got Lost in Translation

How long ago did this hookup happen? last weekend

What was your relationship status at the time? Single

How would you best classify this hookup? One-night stand

How long did you know the person before this hookup? Just met that day

Tell us about your PARTNER(S). What did they look like? How well did you know them, had you hooked up before? How/Where did you meet them? How did you feel about them before the hookup? Ewa is a tall woman from Poland in her mid twenties. She’s got nice boobs, I guess they are size D. She’s got a normal body, not fat but not too skinny. Her skills in English and German are not great, which somehow made this hookup even more fun.

How/where did the hookup BEGIN? What led to it? Was planning involved? Who instigated it? I went with my friend to a rock concert at a large club place. In between the bands, I encountered Ewa at the bar. I decided to chat her up. That did not go well because I had to realise that she does not speak German, only a few words. I tried my English, but her English also is not the best. She laughed about it. I learned that she is from Poland and visiting over Easter.

After the next band, I approached her again. Ewa seemed to find it very amusing that I do not let go off her even though we have problems communicating. I introduced Ewa to my friend, but I think my intentions were clear to her.

After the last band I talked to her again. This time I was clever and had downloaded some app on my phone that would translate German-Polish. Ewa found that really cute. We have a drink together. My friend realized what was going on, was a true friend and left us at the bar.

Using the app, I invited Ewa to show her the city a bit because she was essentially a tourist. She agreed. We walked around and used public transport. We went to bottle shops to go have drinks inside bars. We really had fun together, not being able to communicate well, always using my phone. I was hoping it would not run out of battery. It was already down on charge when I left the house. That topic also caused lots of giggles between us. I finally made my move and kiss Ewa. It works out well. She seemed to have seen this coming a long time ago and was happy about it. Without further ado, I asked her to come home with me. Ewa agrees. We get to my house with a taxi, because I was really eager and did not want to waste time with public transport.

What happened DURING the hookup? What sexual behaviors took place (e.g., oral, vaginal, anal, kinky stuff)? How did you feel during it? How did they behave toward you? Were they a good lover? What did you talk about? How did it end? When we g0t to my apartment, Ewa indicated that she wants to keep on drinking. Fortunately, I have rum, wine, Baileys, a bit of sparkling wine, and cola in my house. We mix some drinks and make out on my sofa. I really wanted to get sex going, so I fondle Ewa’s breasts and got under her clothes. She had no qualms in taking her clothes off, but kept on with the drinking! She did not seem to see any contradiction in making out and getting pissed. She wants to have it at the same time, it seemed.

Her pussy was completely shaved. This and her behavior gave me the idea that she is pretty used to one-night stands. I love it when I find a woman who is just as slutty as I am!

We both get really drunk and include the booze into our oral play. Ewa poured rum on my dick and licked it off. She got rum into her vagina and demanded I suck it out. Baileys on her boobs. Sparkling wine in her belly button. The night dragged on, Ewa’s idea of foreplay was alcohol infused and took ages. I finally get to fuck her on my sofa, which had seen a bit of such action in the past. Even the fuck was interrupted by more drinking. I was happy that I had this stock of alcohol in my place by coincidence. I lost my erection sometimes because I was so drunk and Ewa grabbed drinks when we changed position. Ewa was really funny in this way.

After a long sex and drinking session, we went to bed. Sleeping did not work out too well, and we ended up making out again in the darkness. I got a hard on again and briefly entered Ewa once more. After a bit of fucking, I realized that I was not using a condom. I slip out and we don’t bother getting a condom, but just fall asleep instead.

How sexually satisfying was this hookup? Very

Did you have an orgasm? Yes, one

Did your partner have an orgasm? Yes, multiple

What happened AFTER the hookup? How did you feel about it the next day? What are/were your expectations/hopes for the future with this person? How do you feel about them now? In the morning, Ewa and I woke up with a pretty heavy head and felt a bit sick. Without much ado, we got up, had a coffee together, and I showed Ewa the way to the next subway station. We kissed goodbye. We didn’t even exchange telephone numbers.

What precautions did you take to prevent STIs and pregnancy? (Check all that apply) Condoms

What were your motives for this hookup? Fun, pleasure, horniness, Attraction to partner(s)

How intoxicated were you? Completely wasted

What substances did you consume? Alcohol

How intoxicated was your partner? Completely wasted

What substances did your partner(s) consume? Alcohol

How wanted was this hookup for you at the time? Very

Did you consent to this hookup at the time? I gave enthusiastic consent

How wanted was this hookup for your partner at the time? I don’t know / I’m not sure

Did your partner(s) consent to this hookup? They gave enthusiastic consent

To whom did you talk about the hookup? How did they react? I told my friend about it. I think he kind of envies me. He is in a monogamous relationship and does not get to fuck around.

How would you best summarize people’s reactions about this hookup? Relatively positive

Did you get emotionally hurt as a result of this hookup? Not at all

Did your partner get emotionally hurt as a result of this hookup? I don’t know / I’m not sure

Do you regret this hookup? Not at all

What was the BEST thing about this hookup? How uncomplicated and fun it was with Ewa. We could connect even though the verbal communcation did not work well due to the language barrier. I guess the alcohol had helped us in this regard.

I loved how Ewa mixed the elements of drinking and fucking. I had never done it like this before. That was great.

It showed that Ewa seems to be into casual sex, too. She had no qualms of getting into it and was very relaxed during the prolonged sex session.

All things considered, how POSITIVE was this experience? Very positive

All things considered, how NEGATIVE was this experience? Not at all negative

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