Police, House Party, & a Total Stranger


What’s your gender? Man
How old are you? 32
What’s your race/ethnicity? White / Caucasian
What continent do you live on? North America
What country and/or city do you live in? South Florida, USA
Highest education received: College degree (eg., BA, BS)
What’s your occupation? IT
What’s your current relationship status? Engaged/Married (monogamous)
Religious affiliation: Atheist
How religious are you? Not at all
What’s your sexual orientation? Heterosexual
How many sexual partners have you had in your life (including oral sex)? 50 sex + a handful of oral sex for a total of maybe around 55 or 60
How many hookup stories have you here posted before? 0 so far

Police, House Party, & a Total Stranger

How long ago did this hookup happen? Fall of 2003

What was your relationship status at the time? Single

How would you best classify this hookup? One-night stand

How long did you know the person before this hookup? Just met that day

Tell us about your PARTNER(S). What did they look like? How well did you know them, had you hooked up before? How/Where did you meet them? How did you feel about them before the hookup? The girl in this story (whose name I never got) was about 5’6″ with natural, dirty blonde hair. She had blue or green eyes (it was too dark to tell). I’d guess her weight to be around 125lbs. Her chest was around 34B, rather average, and she had a nice protruding, round ass. Overall, her body was very tight and I’m assuming she was an athlete.

How/where did the hookup BEGIN? What led to it? Was planning involved? Who instigated it? I was a freshman at my very first semester of University. On my birthday, not even two months into the semester, a girl from my dorm invited me and my three new friends to a party she heard about at a student apartment complex. Once everyone realized it was my birthday, it became a sort of celebratory night for me.

We arrived at the party and- being freshmen- thought it was strange to just walk into somebody’s apartment and join a party without introducing ourselves. The scene was what you might imagine: dimmed lights, super loud music, and a ton of red solo cups filled with alcohol. I had never been drunk before (I was a good kid), but I decided I was going to break out of my shell and live the crazy party college life I always wanted to. This was my first college party and the perfect time to start.

So I chugged a couple of beers and received the confidence needed to talk to a beautiful blonde I had been making eye contact with. As I approached her, she asked me to dance. So we danced. We never exchanged names or really talked much at all. She was totally trashed, but told me that she was a senior who had just taken her mid-terms and needed “to cut loose.” My freshman ego was inflated at the prospect of hooking up with a senior. My friends and the girl we arrived with were wallflowers in the corner giving me thumbs up gestures.

We did a lot of grinding on the dance floor for only about two songs before some guy I had never seen before came up to us, looked at me, and tried to whisper to me that “she’s really easy! Go for it!” Between the loud music and being trashed, she never heard what he said. But, feeling a tiny bit tipsy myself, I decided it was time to make my move. I started to lead her to the front door of the apartment so that I could try and make-out with her in the parking lot, hopefully finding a private place to fuck. But right before we made it to the front door, she opens the closet door (right next to the front door) and tells me to follow her inside. (“Awesome!”)

Inside the closet, she tells me that she lives “just around the corner,” referring to the back of the closet. She’s clearly much more hammered than I thought. I convinced her that her non-existent residence “around the corner” was too far and that we ought to just stay where we were.

What happened DURING the hookup? What sexual behaviors took place (e.g., oral, vaginal, anal, kinky stuff)? How did you feel during it? How did they behave toward you? Were they a good lover? What did you talk about? How did it end? This closet was full of boxes and a really inconveniently placed bicycle. But, making the most of the situation, I grabbed this cute, nameless blonde and began to make out with her. She was a lot more aggressive than I was used to. While I attempted to slowly make my way toward her breasts, she was quickly unbuckling my belt and taking off her shirt and bra. Her nipples were pierced and she smelled like a mixture of sweet sweat and perfume. I played with her pierced nipples, unbuttoned her pants, and dropped them to her ankles.

Before I could slide her panties off of her, she gave me a drunken smirk, dropped to her knees, and pulled my dick out of my pants. She stroked, sucked, and did her best to look alluring by making eye contact and taking gasping breaths through her clenched teeth. I kept one hand tightly grasped on the hair behind her head and the other on the side of her face.

Despite being in the middle of getting my dick sucked, I kept worrying about what would happen if somebody opened the door. Surely somebody must have seen us sneak into the closet. But, ultimately, I convinced myself “who cares?” I didn’t know anybody at this party except my friends; and they’d have just given me props. But, wanting to make sure I got laid before somebody found us, I decided it was time to try and fuck her.

So I tugged the front of my jeans down below my balls, guided the pretty blonde to lay on her back, and just watched in astonishment as she dropped her panties around her ankles on top of her jeans. I didn’t even have to try. She was always one step ahead of me and ready to go. To match her nipples, her hood was pierced.

I decided I didn’t want to stick my tongue into a girl’s pussy who I really didn’t know very well. I had some fleeting thoughts about how I shouldn’t stick my dick into her without a condom, too, but my engorged penis got the better of me and I decided to fuck her unprotected anyway.

Because her jeans were around her ankles- and because my jeans were slipping down to around my thighs- and because we were lying on the closet floor- and because of this damn bicycle- we were in an incredibly uncomfortable, awkward position. With every thrust my legs would kick back and hit the closet door. She, on the other hand, made no effort to stifle her moans and was squealing every time my hips moved forward. In what was probably only a few minutes, but what felt like much longer, I felt the urge to cum starting to build up. Normally I’d switch positions to try and last a bit longer, but the position I was in kept constant pressure on the head of my cock and just kept hitting the right spot over and over and over.

I decided that rather than making sure she came, it would be best if I just blew my load, got dressed, and escaped before we got caught. But just as I start to pump a bit faster getting myself ready to cum, her eyes started rolling around in her head, her eyelids started flickering rapidly, and she started clenching her knees together before tightening her grip around my cock and letting out a really loud, long moan. There was no denying that she was cumming. Watching a girl cum because my dick is inside of them is one of my favorite things in the world, so I wasn’t about to ruin this experience. Unfortunately, I was beyond the point of no return. When I felt like I couldn’t last any longer, I simultaneously pulled my dick out of her, felt my body go rigid, and shot out my load.

Then it got intense. Don’t skip the “after” section below.

How sexually satisfying was this hookup? Very

Did you have an orgasm? Yes, one

Did your partner have an orgasm? Yes, one

What happened AFTER the hookup? How did you feel about it the next day? What are/were your expectations/hopes for the future with this person? How do you feel about them now? So there I am in the closet with this beautiful blonde laying down in front of me with her legs spread open and her pussy pulsating while still gaped open. I don’t think she’s even realized that I pulled out or blown my load. She’s either continuing to enjoy the aftermath of her orgasm or really, really drunk. Her eyes are still rolling around in her head, she’s still moaning like it’s the best sex of her life, and she’s continuing to massage her own tits and pull on her nipple piercings.

I decide that I need to get the hell out of here, so I pull up my pants and fasten everything up. The pretty blonde has only gotten as far as her knees. Just as I’m about to help her up and get her dressed, there’s a really, really loud pounding on the door. The pretty blonde is oblivious, but I’m very concerned. We’re fucking busted. I hope the people who live here don’t start a fight. What if they call the cops? Are they going to think I raped her? I need to find that guy who said she was easy. Maybe my friends saw her lead me into the closet? All of these thoughts run through my mind in about one second, and then…I hear the door squeak as it opens.

Only, it isn’t our closet door that’s opened; it’s the front door to the apartment. The loud banging was in fact a police officer who was responding to a noise complaint. Whoever opened the front door for him lead him a few feet into the apartment, which just happened to be right outside of the closet door me and the hot blonde are hiding behind. Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck. I’ve been drinking. I’m only 19. This girl is drunk. Am I drunk? Did I take advantage of her? More rapid-fire thoughts.

To make matters worse, this blonde- for as cute as she is- has no fucking clue that there’s a cop right outside the door. She’s trying to talk to me about going back to her apartment to spend the night with her so that was can “finish where we left off” and so she can “try a few more positions.” She won’t. stop. talking. And she’s being clumsy! We’re going to get busted.

The only thing I could think of at the time to stop her from moving and talking was to shove my dick into her mouth. Normally, this would have been a perverse pleasure and I’d have relished in demeaning her this way. But I had just cum a few minutes ago; my dick was soft and sensitive. I was terrified this officer was going to open the door on us. I figured my dick in her mouth wouldn’t make much of a difference considering she hadn’t even been able to get her clothes on yet.

So while she auto-responds by sucking my dick, I’m looking around the floor trying to make a plan. It’s at this time I notice that she has something dripping out of her pussy that looks a lot like cum. I pulled out, right? Was I in time? I know I tried to hold out longer so that I could watch her quiver and shake and watch her cum…shit. Did I not pull out in time? Is that her cum?

As all of this is happening, I’m hearing the cop outside asking to speak to the person who lives at the apartment. He’s telling them that there was a noise complaint, (“sorry about that, we’ll turn down the music”) that he’s only giving them a warning (“thank you officer”), but that if he has to come back, he’ll have to ticket them (“not a problem, thank you, sir”).

The cop finally leaves. I stand there for a few minutes, still getting a blow job, wondering how long I should wait before trying to make my exit. In really no time at all, somebody turned the music back up and the party resumed. I helped the blonde stumble to a standing position, got her dressed, and we opened the door.

Holy fucking hell. Success! Nobody even looked at us! She said she was going to go find her car keys so that we could go back to her apartment. Yeah, thanks, but no thanks. I told her I would wait for her right outside the door, but once I got outside, I ran like hell. When I reached the parking lot, I ran to where my friends and I had parked, hoping they would still be there. When I got there, the car was still there, but they weren’t. Shit. Was I going to have to go back to the party and chance running into the blonde again to find them?

As luck would have it, my friends were in the parking lot, wandering around, actually looking for me. They said that the moment the cop showed up, they dropped their drinks and made for the exit. They didn’t know what happened to me, but I was thankful they didn’t ditch me. I smiled the entire car ride back to campus and saved the story for my friends until after the girl who invited us out had gone back up to her floor. They didn’t get all of the details I’ve listed here, but they thought it was a damn good story regardless. And later that year I wound up hooking up with the girl who brought me to the party. But that’s a story for another time.

What precautions did you take to prevent STIs and pregnancy? (Check all that apply) None, Withdrawal, I don’t know if my partner was on any (other) method

What were your motives for this hookup? Fun, pleasure, horniness, Attraction to partner(s), Hoping or expecting it would lead to something more, Thought it was an important experience to have, Intoxication, Power / Dominance, It was easy / convenient

How intoxicated were you? A little tipsy/high

What substances did you consume? Alcohol

How intoxicated was your partner? Completely wasted

What substances did your partner(s) consume? Alcohol

How wanted was this hookup for you at the time? Very

Did you consent to this hookup at the time? I gave enthusiastic consent

How wanted was this hookup for your partner at the time? Very

Did your partner(s) consent to this hookup? They gave enthusiastic consent

To whom did you talk about the hookup? How did they react? I’ve told this story to a lot of my male friends.

How would you best summarize people’s reactions about this hookup? Relatively positive

Did you get emotionally hurt as a result of this hookup? Not at all

Did your partner get emotionally hurt as a result of this hookup? I don’t know / I’m not sure

Do you regret this hookup? Not at all

What was the BEST thing about this hookup? I had sex with a girl who I had only known for literally 5 minutes. I never got her name. She never got my name.

What was the WORST thing about this hookup? There’s a very small chance that I unknowingly came inside of her. I spent a few days being concerned about whether or not such an easy lay gave me an STI or not (thankfully, she was totally clean).

All things considered, how POSITIVE was this experience? Very positive

All things considered, how NEGATIVE was this experience? Not at all negative

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