Quickest Ever.



What’s your gender? Man
How old are you? 70
What’s your race/ethnicity? White / Caucasian
What continent do you live on? Europe
What country and/or city do you live in? UK
Highest education received: College degree (eg., BA, BS)
What’s your occupation? Teacher
What’s your current relationship status? In a serious relationship (monogamous)
Religious affiliation: Agnostic
How religious are you? A little
What’s your sexual orientation? Heterosexual
Any other term(s) that describe your sexuality or sexual identity? No.
How many sexual partners have you had in your life (including oral sex)? 20
How many hookup stories have you here posted before? None

Quickest Ever.

How long ago did this hookup happen? 25 years

What was your relationship status at the time? Same as current status

How would you best classify this hookup? Short fling

How long did you know the person before this hookup? For 1 to 3 years

Tell us about your PARTNER(S). What did they look like? How well did you know them, had you hooked up before? How/Where did you meet them? How did you feel about them before the hookup? We both taught at a Secondary school and both were married. She had once confided that to be really happy, she wanted to be fucked a lot but her husband was not much interested.

How/where did the hookup BEGIN? What led to it? Was planning involved? Who instigated it? She slid up to me privately at work and brazenly asked me what I was doing that night. I said I could make arrangements. I picked her up at a pre-arranged spot, we went for a drink but mainly she was keen to get back in the car.

What happened DURING the hookup? What sexual behaviors took place (e.g., oral, vaginal, anal, kinky stuff)? How did you feel during it? How did they behave toward you? Were they a good lover? What did you talk about? How did it end? So we got back in the car and drove to a quiet spot. She stripped totally, beautiful big tits with huge wide nipples just as I like, and really fine blonde pubic hair which meant I could easily see through to her pussy. I knelt in front of her, she said, “Fuck me.” She was very juicy and I got my cock head in easily and then started to thrust. This is where it went weird: no foreplay, no real kissing, she did about four thrusts and screamed loudly then orgasmed massively and convulsed all over, then went totally still as if asleep. I was worried I had hurt her but then gradually came back to life and said, “Thank you, that was lovely”. She dressed, put the car seat back up, and obviously must have assumed I’d climaxed but I could never have shot my load that quick! She then acted ‘normal’, talked about life in general and about work and then said she wished her husband would fuck her every day but he never did. Despite not ejaculating, in an odd way I still found it interesting and I was soaked in pre-cum. She wanted to meet again and my curiosity got the better of me so I agreed, yet even in a variety of venues and situations, there wasn’t one instance when she didn’t have a massive orgasm in seconds, then go totally limp on me. I did follow up a few times while she was ‘lifeless’ from cumming and she did have a lovely ridged vagina, so I ejaculated fast but with her effectively ‘dead’ for 3 or 4 minutes I found the process weird and I eventually got out of seeing her.

How sexually satisfying was this hookup? Not at all

Did you have an orgasm? No, but I was close

Did your partner have an orgasm? Yes, one

What happened AFTER the hookup? How did you feel about it the next day? What are/were your expectations/hopes for the future with this person? How do you feel about them now? Puzzled was my main reaction. After about 6 meetings I realised she was like this all the time, a huge screaming orgasm then lifeless. She obviously assumed I had ejaculated when she orgasmed. It was a curiosity for me but not sexually satisfying. I look back more with amusement than pleasure but I do hope she found the daily thrust she was looking for.

What precautions did you take to prevent STIs and pregnancy? (Check all that apply) None

What were your motives for this hookup? Fun, pleasure, horniness

How intoxicated were you? Small amount of alcohol or drugs, not enough to feel it

What substances did you consume? Alcohol

How intoxicated was your partner? Small amount of alcohol or drugs, not enough to feel it

What substances did your partner(s) consume? Alcohol

How wanted was this hookup for you at the time? Very

Did you consent to this hookup at the time? I gave enthusiastic consent

How wanted was this hookup for your partner at the time? Very

Did your partner(s) consent to this hookup? They gave enthusiastic consent

To whom did you talk about the hookup? How did they react? Nobody. It was all too odd.

How would you best summarize people’s reactions about this hookup? I didn’t tell anyone

Did you get emotionally hurt as a result of this hookup? Not at all

Did your partner get emotionally hurt as a result of this hookup? Not at all

Do you regret this hookup? Not at all

What was the BEST thing about this hookup? It was a totally new experience.

What was the WORST thing about this hookup? She passed out every time in seconds with a huge screaming orgasm. That left me as a spectator.

Has this hookup changed the way you think about casual sex, sexuality, or yourself in general? No.

All things considered, how POSITIVE was this experience? A little positive

All things considered, how NEGATIVE was this experience? Somewhat negative

Anything else you want to add about this hookup? I hope she’s found the daily fast-ejaculating male she obviously needs.

What are your thoughts on casual sex more generally, the role it has played in your life, and/or its role in society? What would you like to see changed in that regard? Mostly my sex has been with loving women who enjoy sharing and giving pleasure.

What do you think about the Casual Sex Project? Interesting insights into human sexuality and morality.

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