Call Centre Slapper



What’s your gender? Man
How old are you? 40
What’s your race/ethnicity? White / Caucasian
What continent do you live on? Europe
What country and/or city do you live in? Ireland
Highest education received: College degree (eg., BA, BS)
What’s your occupation? Bookmaker
What’s your current relationship status? Engaged/Married (monogamous)
Religious affiliation: Atheist
How religious are you? Not at all
What’s your sexual orientation? Heterosexual
How many sexual partners have you had in your life (including oral sex)? 10
How many hookup stories have you here posted before? 0

Call Centre Slapper

How long ago did this hookup happen? 8 Years

What was your relationship status at the time? Single

How would you best classify this hookup? Short fling

How long did you know the person before this hookup? Just met that day

Tell us about your PARTNER(S). What did they look like? How well did you know them, had you hooked up before? How/Where did you meet them? How did you feel about them before the hookup? AMD was a Blonde BBW. We were on a work night out. I’d never met her before that night. The bar we were in closed for the night, but through my contacts I was able to get everyone into a late bar. We got to chatting and I asked if she had a BF and she said she did. I immediately backed off.

How/where did the hookup BEGIN? What led to it? Was planning involved? Who instigated it? Some people wanted to go to a club but we decided that we didn’t want to. We wound up just sitting together on a wall outside the club having a laugh when they next thing I knew, she stuck her tongue into my mouth. No question that she was horny but immediately ruled out going back to her place. I offered to go back to mine.

What happened DURING the hookup? What sexual behaviors took place (e.g., oral, vaginal, anal, kinky stuff)? How did you feel during it? How did they behave toward you? Were they a good lover? What did you talk about? How did it end? We got a cab back to my place and she was all over me. Once back at mine it didn’t take long to get started. She said that she loved to be fucked from behind, I was happy to oblige. She quickly took my cock in her mouth and started sucking. It didn’t take long before she had her ass in the air waiting to be fucked.

How sexually satisfying was this hookup? Somewhat

Did you have an orgasm? Yes, one

Did your partner have an orgasm? Yes, multiple

What happened AFTER the hookup? How did you feel about it the next day? What are/were your expectations/hopes for the future with this person? How do you feel about them now? We fell asleep after and woke up the next morning knowing we had to get to the office.

What precautions did you take to prevent STIs and pregnancy? (Check all that apply) None

What were your motives for this hookup? Fun, pleasure, horniness, Intoxication

How intoxicated were you? Drunk/high but not wasted

What substances did you consume? Alcohol

How intoxicated was your partner? Drunk/high but not wasted

What substances did your partner(s) consume? Alcohol

How wanted was this hookup for you at the time? Somewhat

Did you consent to this hookup at the time? I gave enthusiastic consent

How wanted was this hookup for your partner at the time? Very

Did your partner(s) consent to this hookup? They gave enthusiastic consent

To whom did you talk about the hookup? How did they react? Didn’t tell anyone

How would you best summarize people’s reactions about this hookup? I didn’t tell anyone

Did you get emotionally hurt as a result of this hookup? Not at all

Did your partner get emotionally hurt as a result of this hookup? Not at all

Do you regret this hookup? Not at all

What was the BEST thing about this hookup? Started a 12 month spiral of fucking in all sorts of places, her lying to me while fucking about 4 other guys including her boyfriend

All things considered, how POSITIVE was this experience? Somewhat positive

All things considered, how NEGATIVE was this experience? Somewhat negative

Anything else you want to add about this hookup? I’ll add some more stories about AMD in the next few weeks.

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