Not The Best Oral Experience

by Katie

What’s your gender? Woman
How old are you? 19
What’s your race/ethnicity? White / Caucasian
What continent do you live on? North America
What country and/or city do you live in? Miami
Highest education received: Some college (currently in college)
What’s your occupation? student
What’s your current relationship status? I have a BF but he’s cool and we’re open
Religious affiliation: Christian
How religious are you? Very
What’s your sexual orientation? Mostly heterosexual
Any other term(s) that describe your sexuality or sexual identity? free spirit

Not The Best Oral Experience

How long ago did this hookup happen? a week ago

What was your relationship status at the time? Same as current status

How would you best classify this hookup? No hookup

How long did you know the person before this hookup? For less than 6 months

Tell us about your PARTNER(S). What did they look like? How well did you know them, had you hooked up before? How/Where did you meet them? How did you feel about them before the hookup? He’s 24, brown hair, not in shape & untrimmed beard. The older brother of Beck’s BF.

How/where did the hookup BEGIN? What led to it? Was planning involved? Who instigated it? I was hanging out with my BFF Beck at her BF’s house because his parents were gone for the week. Beck & her BF are vanilla so we were watching a romantic comedy on Netflix.

BTW: Romantic comedies drive me insane! I can’t complain because Beck’s my BFF and always makes sure to include me when Dad’s out of town & I don’t have plans. The two are boring but they make a nice couple.

Her BF’s older brother was home, took a break from gaming and asked if I’d like to join him outside. I knew he smoked pot so I left the two ‘love birds’ to join him. I was wearing a Marlin’s tank top & denim skirt. Which was perfect for the warm afternoon air. He lit one and after a few hits I kicked off my flip flops and put my legs up. After a few more hits, I was relaxed & horny because he was staring at my legs. I decided to see if he’d be interested in having fun. While smoking the second one, I asked if he’d like to go fuck. He said ‘SURE!’.

What happened DURING the hookup? What sexual behaviors took place (e.g., oral, vaginal, anal, kinky stuff)? How did you feel during it? How did they behave toward you? Were they a good lover? What did you talk about? How did it end? We went to his room he quickly took off his baggy shirt & shorts. He was very hairy, ungroomed & not hard. I was going to give him oral but he smelt like piss! He noticed my expression and apologized. He offered to rinse off but admitted he might not get hard because he’d drank a bunch of energy drinks & had been sitting in his gaming chair for hours. Plus, the pot had him relaxed. I thought TMI!

My head was clearing up & I was about to politely call things off. He said he’d love to give me oral. I thought ‘what the hell’. I took off my panties, hiked up my skirt & pushed some stuff off the bed and laid back. He stuck his head between my legs and started.

I’m smooth ‘down there’ but his untrimmed beard felt weird. He was breathing hard and only using the tip of his tongue with a motion similar to licking ice cream. The feeling was not pleasing and felt like I was being tickled in a bad way. It felt weird and I couldn’t take it anymore. I told him I needed to pee. He acted relieved as I grabbed my panties and went to the bathroom.

I came back to his room to hang out but he’d already turned everything back on and was in the middle of a game. My head was clear so I left and went home.

How sexually satisfying was this hookup? Not at all

Did you have an orgasm? No, not even close

Did your partner have an orgasm? No

What happened AFTER the hookup? How did you feel about it the next day? What are/were your expectations/hopes for the future with this person? How do you feel about them now? I got home & took a shower. My BF had just started working a 12-day straight shift, so I wouldn’t be hooking up with him anytime soon. I looked on Tinder but didn’t see anything interesting, didn’t feel like getting out again and never invite hook-ups to our house!

I decided to text Dad’s friend. We’ve been discretely hooking-up for months and he’s always good to come by anytime I ask. Plus, it’s not uncommon for the neighbors to see his car in our driveway ‘checking on me’ while Dad is at work.
I texted and asked him to come by early & look at the dishwasher. He knew and agreed.

What precautions did you take to prevent STIs and pregnancy? (Check all that apply) None

What were your motives for this hookup? Fun, pleasure, horniness

How intoxicated were you? Small amount of alcohol or drugs, not enough to feel it

What substances did you consume? Marijuana, hashish

How intoxicated was your partner? Small amount of alcohol or drugs, not enough to feel it

What substances did your partner(s) consume? Marijuana, hashish

How wanted was this hookup for you at the time? Very

Did you consent to this hookup at the time? I gave enthusiastic consent

How wanted was this hookup for your partner at the time? Very

Did your partner(s) consent to this hookup? They gave enthusiastic consent

To whom did you talk about the hookup? How did they react? My BF. He couldn’t believe the guy wasn’t hard for me. LOL My BF’s cool and that’s his humor.

My BFF Beck. She was glad I didn’t hook-up with him because she thinks he’s a loser.

Did you get emotionally hurt as a result of this hookup? Not at all

Did your partner get emotionally hurt as a result of this hookup? I don’t know / I’m not sure

Do you regret this hookup? Not at all

What was the BEST thing about this hookup? I didn’t give him oral and we didn’t fuck.
I got to hook-up with Dad’s friend the next day!

What was the WORST thing about this hookup? He was ungroomed and smelt like piss!

Has this hookup changed the way you think about casual sex, sexuality, or yourself in general? I’ve only hooked up with a few guys my age and each experience has not been the best. Other than my BF, which is an AMAZING guy, I’m more attracted to older guys because they care about their appearance, know how to flirt & are the BEST at sex! OMG!

All things considered, how POSITIVE was this experience? Not at all positive

All things considered, how NEGATIVE was this experience? Very negative

Anything else you want to add about this hookup? I was hesitant to post this at first but my BFF encouraged me to. She told me someone else might have a similar experience.

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