by Rocco

Gender: Male
Age: 48
Race/ethnicity: White
Current location: California
Highest education received: Post-graduate degree (eg., MA, MS, PhD, JD, MD)
Occupation: Researcher
Relationship status: Attached
Religious affiliation: None
How religious are you? Not at all
Sexual orientation: Heterosexual
How many sexual partners have you had in your life (including oral sex)? 81
How many hookup stories have you here posted before? 7

The Dumb Slut

How long ago did this hookup happen? 19 years ago

How would you best classify this hookup (e.g., one-night stand, fuck-buddies, friends-with-benefits, booty call, sex with an ex, short fling; paid sex…)? One night stand

Tell us about your PARTNER(S). What did they look like? How well did you know them, had you hooked up before? How/Where did you meet them? How did you feel about them before the hookup? She was a cute and chubby blonde with short hair and glasses. We met through an ad she was running (she was looking to get laid) and then chatted on the phone. It was clear that she was none too bright and yet she was confident and open about her sexuality. At times this verged on the nearly comical because she was completely happy to talk about her sexual preferences in the same direct and casual manner that you might discuss a favorite food.

How/where did the hookup BEGIN? What led to it? Was planning involved? Who instigated it? I picked her up at her place and we went to a local dinner to get better acquainted. She had already been quite explicit about her sexual interests on the phone, for instance informing me that she was quite good at blowjobs because she liked to do them slowwww. We chatted in the restaurant and then agreed to head back to my place.

What happened DURING the hookup? What sexual behaviors took place (e.g., oral, vaginal, anal, kinky stuff)? How did you feel during it? How did they behave toward you? Were they a good lover? What did you talk about? How did it end? We began by getting naked. She informed me that I could do whatever I wanted to her. I told her I wanted her to demonstrate how good she was at blowjobs, and she cheerfully obliged, setting right to work without blinking an eye. Actually she was lousy, but she did manage to get me hard. On the other hand she was open and direct in a naive way. She observed that it was a good thing I had such a large cock. I asked her why, hoping she would tell me she enjoyed a large cock, but instead she just said it would look silly if a big guy like me had a small dick. In any event, we fucked missionary for a good while and then I took her from behind and eventually had a great orgasm. She was all excited because she told me she could feel my cock pulsating in her vagina when I came, and she liked this, having never experienced this before.

Did you have an orgasm? Did your partner(s)? I did, she did not.

What precautions did you take to prevent STIs and pregnancy? Did you discuss STI history? We used condoms.

What were your REASONS for having this hookup? We both were horny.

Were alcohol or drugs involved? If so, how much? Nope.

What happened AFTER the hookup? How did you feel about it? What are your expectations/hopes for the future with this person? How do you feel about them now? Fucking was actually fun, but afterwards it became clear we had nothing much to talk about, so I took her home. About a year later our paths crossed and I was glad that she seemed to be doing well. She was glad to see me, as well. There was none of the awkwardness you might ordinarily expect under such circumstances.

To whom did you talk about the hookup? How did they react? Nobody

Was this a consensual and/or wanted experience for you? For your partner? Entirely consensual all around.

Do you regret this hookup? If so, why? I sort of regretted it. Although she definitely instigated the whole hook up, by placing an add seeking sex and she was of legal age, it felt somewhat like exploitation to fuck someone so dumb. Still she had fun, and when our paths crossed again it was clear that she had fond memories of our time together, so maybe it was okay?

What was the BEST thing about this hookup? How about the WORST? Has this hookup changed the way you think about casual sex, sexuality, or yourself in general? Fucking her doggy style was the best part. Partially this was just because it was possible to finally concentrate on fucking without any eye contact. The worst part was the blow job. I did not have the heart to tell her that actually she wasn’t very good at sucking dick, when this clearly was a source of pride for her.

All things considered, how POSITIVE was this experience? Somewhat positive

All things considered, how NEGATIVE was this experience? A little negative

Anything else you want to add about this hookup or anything else? She was in her twenties and living with her parents. It sounds kind of weird but they knew she enjoyed sex quite a bit even though she was not the sharpest knife in the drawer, and I actually think it was kind of cool that they helped her have the freedom and confidence to safely explore her sexuality. She understood how to use birth control and she maintained enough control that she was able speak up about what she wanted and we only did things she consented to or initiated herself. I am not sure I would say she was dumb enough to be considered handicapped, but she definitely was below average in intelligence. But she had fun and genuinely seemed to enjoy herself.

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